♡ Two ♡

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Y/n: lick cunt 🥳

Emily: SLAYYYY

Y/n: I walked in on Derek getting laid lol

Hotch: What?

JJ: oh.:

Emily: was it big?

Penelope: EMILY-

Emily: asking for a friend...

Y/n: Yeah 🧍‍♀️

Emily: how big?

Penelope: EMILY!

Emily: asking for a friend.

Y/n: --------- long

JJ: DAYUM

Emily: oh my goodness 😨

Derek: HEYYY

Y/n: HEY THICC DAADY

Derek: LMAO 😭

JJ: y/n how did this happen..?

Y/n: so basically I was bored and I was about to annoy hotch but he locked his door 😔

Emily: he's such a cunt 🙄

Derek: Fr.

Spencer: what happened next 👀

Hotch: what was that..

Penelope: Did he..?

Emily: SPENCER?!??

JJ: Spence 👀

Spencer: y'all act like I don't know what sex is. I'm literally a fucking genius.

Y/n: WHAT-?

Emily: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT WORD???

Derek: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT???

Penelope: my sweet little genius is gone 😢

Emily: DAMNNNNNN

Spencer: y/n just proceed with this story.

Y/n: oh yeah. So I decided to go annoy Derek. I didn't knock because I don't give a fuck 🥰

JJ: real.

Emily: iconic.

Hotch: knock.

Y/n: no suck cock bitch

Hotch:...

Y/n: and then I saw Derek fucking Lola

Emily: LOLA BLAKE????

JJ: SHES SO PRETTY

Penelope: SHE ISSS!

Y/n: IKRRRR

Derek: she's a good sport.

Y/n: ship y'all

Spencer: same

Penelope: HAPPY FOR YOU

Y/n: Lola is so nice as well

Emily: YESSS SLAY

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