Tmf dump book !

15 - Incorrect quotes/tmc gc 😱

Okay this all takes place in Tmc gc👍

Luke *sending a screenshot* : how tf am I supposed to respond to this???
(Screenshot)
Grandma: your my fa***t grandchild☺️
Grandma: *f slur*
Grandma: *f slur*
Grandma: FAVORITE 🤩

Jake : ⚠️ATTENTION⚠️ DONT DRINK WATER AFTER EATING FISH!!!! Bcos the water may cause the fish to swim and then u will fellglugglugluglug glguluglug in your stomach !!!!!!!!!!!!!REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zander: why did this arouse me
Jake: I'm sorry?
Zander: it's okay

Milly: s-stop it hurts baka!! >///< *does a double backflip*
Jake: he meant to text his discord kitten
Zander: what in the wattpad?
Luke: what aesthetic is this
Hailey: 😐

Luke: great idea! Where did
Milly: bro died mid sentence
Luke: t wow! I'd love to know how
Milly: ARE U OK??

Hailey: he's literally bald and a minor :/
Jake: STRIPTEASE
JAKE: HELO I TRIED TO SAY STOP AND IT AUTOCORRECTED TO STRIPTEASE
JAKE: IM SO SORRY

Zander: me
Luke: *fricks the living shit outta u*
Luke: kitten stop liking my comment and reply 👿 you're making daddy really really angry *continues fricking you*
Hailey: you two are both kicked out of the club.

Sean: who the frick is bakogo
Milly: I think he's from some cartoon idrk it's called like my hairy asshole or smth
Luke: MY HAIR WHAT?
Jake: WHAT

Jake: blue eyes is a 🚩
Zander: bro thinks it's a fucking decision 💀💀💀
Jake: bro actually took my comment seriously 💀
Zander: bro doesn't know abt science 💀
Jake: let's kiss

Hailey: can I vent to you
Jake: always
Hailey: but as a friend not as my boyfriend
Jake: yes
Jake: call me
Jake: girlfriend
Jake: hehe
Hailey: ok listen girlfriend
Jake: I'm listening girl
Jake: men ain't shit

Luke: I'm gonna start cussing ppl out but with some biblical ass shit like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat ur mustard seeds

Zander: you see when a boy loves another boy very much
Luke: sh we can't let the straits know
Hailey: what abt the peninsulas?
Jake: it's 2:30am and I'm trying to hold in my laughter pls

Luke: I bit silly putty because it felt good on my teeth, am a little acoustic
Milly: bro Is a guitar

Luke: found out some guy I was talking to ate roadkill and he made me collect and eat some with him (I'm vegetarian).

Milly: THE EMOJI LMFAOOO I JSUT MADE AN OMLETE OUT OF THE EGGS IN MY OVARIES
Zander: what
Luke: YOU WHAT
Sean: WTF..?
Jake: IM IN TEARS

Hailey: I love drinking milk. Milks the best. Only whole milk though.
Sean: exactly you get my point
Jake: not to be dramatic but if u were in my medieval village I'd literally banish you
Milly: I'm going to shove so many limes in your ears you'll think they grow on trees.
Zander: If  you were in a medieval village you'd have died from lack of nutrients due to your lack of milk drinkage
Luke: almond milk makes me moan

Milly: I'm in ur walls
Jake: I'm in love with you
Milly: *kisses you sincerely* I-I-I didnt relaize you were so d-dominant
Luke: can you guys shut up😭

Zander: omg I love this
Milly: I saw u in another convo saying u have a degradation kink