Drew: are u gay
Zander: yeah.
Drew: ew
Drew: do you wanna kiss me——
Hailey: honey
Jake: yeah wassup?
Jake: just realized u was saying the flavor u wanted. Not addressing me endearingly.——
Henry: you kiss guys on the first date?
Lia: I'm not kidding i literally think you should kill your self
Henry: on it! My bad——
Henry: let's make out violently
Liam: b more romantic Jesus
Henry: let's make out violently ❤️——
Jake: bc like... nvm sorry yeah it was dumb we don't have to watch together
Zander: this is how I imagined you saying this——
Zander: does anyone have crayons? Bethany wants to color
Jake: you'd be the submissive one in a 50 shades of grey situation
Zander: okay.——
Luke: Dailey affirmation: just because he's good for your hole doesn't mean he's good for your soul🫶🫶🫶
Milly: PREACH LUKE
Hailey: period
Jake: PERIODSDD SLAY
Zander: huuuuuh
Sean: preach guys don't let a literal man manipulate you 🫶🫶
Milly: I love how all my male friends are girls girls❤️❤️——
Henry: he tells me to spit on it I be like HAAAAWK PUH
Drew: kill uourself.——
Zander: im so upset
Jake: why? What happened?
Zander: none of your business
Jake: girl? Fuck you I hope your day gets worse——
Milly: I microwaved my ice cream for too long and now it's hot
Zander: I hate you
Milly: you're jealous of me
Zander: I want to see you in the ground——
Zander: *sends a picture of himself crying*
Luke: stop being mean guys can't you see he's crying?
Milly: like a bitch——
Luke: how are you?:)
Sean: how about you
Luke: what
Luke: you didn't even answer me——
Luke: *pic of music club* my fav pic of us!
Drew: who is this
Luke: sorry wrong number
Drew: yall ugly——
Milly: when you feel your clothes fresh out the oven
Milly: OKQY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDW TORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF
Jake: it's called a washing machine
Luke: I think it's a dryer like who would be feeling wet clothes?
Hailey: you guys are train wrecks——
(Not a ship they just goofing around)
Milly: yeah you stubborn fucking asshole
Jake: *pushed you on a locker and we passionately make out*
Milly: *doesn't stop you*
Hailey: what the fuck
Milly: I'm sorry did you need something?——
Zander: do u think I'm ugly?
Jake: NO! Why would u say that?
Zander: wait? What did I text
Jake: do you think I'm ugly?
Zander: yes
Jake: I hate u——
Hailey: why would you give Bethany a knife?
Zander: she felt unsafe
Hailey: now I feel unsafe
Zander: would you like a knife?
YOU ARE READING
Tmf dump book !
FanfictionJust tmf dump! I recently ended my last dump book cuz it had gone on for too long😭 enjoy!