Tmf dump book !

24 - incorrect quotes

Liam: if homosexuality isn't contagious, then why do I always have homosexual thoughts whenever my friend takes his shirt off??

Drew: I kicked a pregnant women once
Zander: what the hell is wrong with you
Drew: when I was in the womb chill mf

Lia: best method for removing individuals?
Milly: kill 'em🤷‍♀️
Lia: umm I'm talking abt lashes ???????

Drew: humans are not meant to eat everyday
Zander: sounds like someone didn't have a bountiful harvest
Milly: guess who's harvest was not plentiful this year💀💀
Sean: bros crops withered 💀💀

Zander: hey
Drew: hey
Drew: just so you know I'm not gay or anything
Zander: this is grindr my guy
Drew: I guess people who are lactose intolerant can't walk down the Fucking dairy aisle? I'm just looking

Luke: hey Zan wyd tonight
Zander: nothing hbu
Luke: having a party tonight you down?
Zander: hell yeah I'm down
Zander: what time
Luke: 11pm there's gonna be a lot of making out and cuddling
Zander: lmaooo
Zander: you know who alls gonna be there
Luke: no one just me and you

Zander: you think you're so funny and cool huh?
Luke: wha-
Zander: well you are. I love you

Milly: *sends ss to music club gc*
Zander: she can hear colors
Hailey: ppl have big ears... it's an insecurity
Zander: shhhh... she might hear u

Luke: stop sex
Milly: too bad
Milly: how were you made?
Luke: sex
Luke: 😞

Zander: interesting.
Luke: ❤️
Zander: no heart emojis before marriage pls.

Zoey: I love when I get a text from you
Drew: you giving me butterflies
Zoey: damn lol
Zoey: kill them bc I ain't gonna treat u right
Drew: wtf

Henry: hi sorry if this is weird but are you one of the ppl who hate me😭
Luke: hi omg not weird at all!! Yes I am<3

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