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71 - incorrect quotes

I haven't posted in forever so take this 😭

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Hailey: *sneaks into house at 2am*
Zander: *turns in swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?
Hailey: I was with... uh... Luke!
Luke: *also turns in swivel chair* care to- *keeps spinning* Zander- I can't stop the chair-

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Milly: started seeing someone
Jake: as in dating or hallucinating
Milly: a therapist actually
Zander: finally.
Luke: WAR IS OVER
Sean: maybe there is a god
Hailey: yall..

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Henry: what r u in the mood for
Liam: world domination
Henry: that's a bit ambitious
Liam: u are my world 😉
Henry: oh.. I see what u did there sexy ass😍😍
Drew: do u guys ever shut the fuck up?

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(Age 13, before Lander came out to each other)
Hailey: let's play two truths and a lie!
Luke: sure, I'll go first! I have yellow eyes, I am straight, and I don't like my mom
Zander: cmon Luke, it's supposed to be hard. You're too sweet to dislike your mom.
Hailey, knowing damn well Luke's not straight: ...

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Milly: *breaks something*
Milly:
Milly: I'm going to have to pay for that, aren't I?
Luke: ... if they find out you did it
Hailey: what happened here?
Milly: the table collapsed
Hailey: and how did that happen?
Milly: the legs were weak
Hailey: Luke, how did it happen?
Luke: I wasn't paying attention.

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Milly (over text): Zander, I don't say it enough but you're such a Fantastic Ambitious Great person
Zander: oh uh thanks mills
Zander: wait
Zander: I hope you die
Milly: 🤪

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Jake: oh god I'm claustrophobic
Luke: what does that mean?
Milly: it means he's scared of Santa Claus
Jake: no it doesn't
Zander: HO HO HO
Luke: stop!!! your scaring him!!

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Hailey: this is getting dangerous, we should-
Zander: out of my way!
Hailey: wha-? Zander! Let's go!
Zander: no! I'm doing this! And don't you DARE try and stop me!
Jake: you're not going to stop him?
Hailey: would you?
Luke: I wouldn't. He scares me

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Drew: sometimes I feel like I failed as your friend
Jake: sometimes?

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Hailey: Milly, where are you going?
Milly: well that depends, Hailey.
Milly: when I die, probably hell. But right now I'm going to the bathroom.

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Sean: did you just refer to a knife as a people opener?
Luke: should I not have?

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Milly: when have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Zander: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.

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Hailey, seeing people doing something idiotic: oh god what idiots.
Haile, realizing it's Jake and Milly: oh no those are my idiots

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Zander: *is older then Luke by a few months*
Luke: *is taller then Zander*
Zander: you know, when I was your age..
Luke: you know, when I was your height...
Zander:
Zander: OK LISTEN HERE-