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82 - incorrect quotes

Hailey: yknow, Luke gives Zander flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that too.
Jake: okay.
*later*
Jake: *gives Zander flowers*
Zander: ???
Luke: back off ??
Jake: I don't know I'm confused as well

Zander: okay let's go over this one more time.
Milly: when something breaks?
Zander: we try to fix it before Hailey finds out.
Milly: and if that doesn't work?
Zander: we blame Jake.
Jake: seriously. Fuck you guys.

Zander: I know you can climb faster than me?
Luke: haha so what if I can?
Zander: why do you always let me win?
Luke: you like winning
Zander: so what do you get out of it?
Luke: I get to see your wonderful smile after letting you win.
(Later)
Zander: he is staring at my ass.
Sean: indeed.

Luke: you are the light of my life
Zander: I'm so soft for you
Luke and Zander: *stare lovingly into each others eyes*
Vs
Jake: you're perfume makes me sneeze
Hailey: don't breathe then bitch
Jake and Hailey: *purposely do not look at each other when the other is looking*

Milly: I told Zander his ears turn red when he lies and now I can tell if he's really lying.
Hailey: huh? How!
Milly: watch this
Milly: Zander, do you love us?
Zander, covering his ears: NO!

Jake: Luke, how do you stay so fit?
Luke: if you're gonna run from your feelings for five years you might as well do it on the treadmill

Luke: I want to see us grow old together
Zander: are you assuming I want to live?
Luke: okay buddy. What the flip.

Sean: this is a safe space there are no stupid questions. Ask me anything.
Jake: do you think Hailey likes me?
Sean: I spoke too soon.

Milly: dude, we already know you're in love with her
Jake: I'm not in love with Hailey, what have you that idea?
Milly: I never said who
Jake:
Milly:
Luke:
Zander:
Sean:
Jake: okay, hold on guys. Just listen-

Liam and Henry, dramatically dropping onto Drew's lap: drew, tell us we're pretty!
Drew, smiling lovingly: you're pretty fucking annoying is what you are.

Luke: how's the prettiest person in the world doing?
Zander, without looking up: I don't know, how are you?
Luke, voice cracking: ...i'm fine

Zander: are you wearing makeup? Where'd your freckles go?
Luke: no, the winter just makes my freckles fade
Zander: oh. Ok.
*later*
Zander (beating the snow with a shovel while angrily mumbling) give. Him. Back. His. Freckles. Bitch.

Henry: I love having thick thighs. They make good hand warmers
Liam, mindlessly: can I use them as ear warmers?
Henry: ... huh?
Liam, flustered: never mind
*later*
Henry:
Henry: wait a minute

*after Milly stabs someone*
Luke: did you have to stab them?
Milly: you weren't there. You didn't hear what they said to me.
Luke: what did they say?
Milly: "what are you gonna do? Stab me?"
Luke, nodding: that's fair.

Sean: zander, you deserve an award for putting up with me
Zander: don't say that Sean, you're amazing.
Milly: Zander you deserve an award for putting up with me
Zander: hell yeah I do you're so annoying sometimes