Milly: wait what's it called when the baby debuts
Hailey: birth?
Milly: OH YEAH
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Henry: one thing abt me? I ride my homies
Henry: FOR MY HOMIES
Henry: I RIDE FOR MY HOMIES😭😭😭😭😭
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Hailey: can you turn the heating up please
Michael: no :-)
Hailey: I'm freezing
Michael: a walk will do you good
Hailey: that won't change the temperature??
Micheal: rip bestie lol
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Zander, fighting with drew: put a condom on your ear and fuck what you heard about me
Luke (his hype man obv): tell that shit how it is Zander
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Milly: hawk putuh
Milly: I know your up Zander
Zander: did you js spit on me
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Luke: she said she wanna fuck I said gee willickers
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Zander, finding his own shit in Hailey's room while he's stealing her shit: why the fuck does my sister think it's okay to steal my shit
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Luke: heyyyyy!🪤
Zander: hiiii
Zander: r u calling me a rat
Luke: omg babe I would never
Luke: 🪤
Zander: ⁉️
Luke: doesn't that cheese look yummy
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Hailey: is it snowing tmr?
Jake: does the pope shit in the woods
Hailey: ?
Jake: exactly. None of us know
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Liam: skipped court cause only god can judge me💯💯
Drew: boy yo ass going to jail
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Milly: mfs be like "milk is nasty" then be 5'4
Henry: y'all act like milk makes you grow💀
I'm 5'5 and I've literally had to go to the hospital for drinking too much milk
Sean: bro got sent to the hospital by milk😭
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Drew: all the gays are going to hell
Zander: ok but what if you don't believe in heaven or hell?
Drew: then you go to the back rooms idk
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Zander: STOP ADDING NUTS TO PERFECTLY GOOD DESSERTS
Jake: I want this twink obliterated
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I'm bored 😭
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Tmf dump book !
FanfictionJust tmf dump! I recently ended my last dump book cuz it had gone on for too long😭 enjoy!
