Hey guys I'm not dead just don't care abt tmf anymore
Majority of these belong to gho3tbot on TikTok!!!
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Zander: are you my meds?
Zander: cause I can only focus on you
Zander: get it
Zander: cause I'm neurodivergent
Luke: more like neurodivirgin
Zander: oh wow
Luke: I can change that tho
Zander: blocked. We're opps.
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Zander: if I was straight I'd make Jessica rabbits eyes pop out
Milly: wow you're gonna say that while your boyfriend is peacefully sleeping beside you?
Zander: he's asleep, he can't hear. Right Luke? *staring at Luke who's in dreamland.*
Zander: *tickles his neck to wake him up*
Milly: Luke Zander just said he'd make Jessica rabbits eyes pop out if he was straight
Luke: that's okay I would too if she was real
Zander: he gets me
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Jake: I bent Shakespeare over
Hailey: whatever happened to "the literature exam was easy" ?
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Hailey: my bf texts like a poor orphan child.
Jake: aw
Jake: I oy had pringles to est tofay
Hailey: aww
(3 hours later)
Jake: I stole apple juice
Hailey: ok
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Henry: babe I'm lost
Henry: in tunnels under lawn
Liam: wearing your helmet babe?
Henry: yep metal one u got 4 me:)
Liam: *audio message of metal detector beep* think I found you;)
Henry: 👷👍
Henry: I can't hear u digging babe
Liam: it was a big coin😳
Liam: *blurry photo of hub cap*
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Zander: my mom just told me I look like my father
Zander: what did I do to deserve that kind of hate
Luke: you look like the feeling of jumping into a cold pool on a hot day
Zander: I don't know how to profess that
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Milly: brooo I just saw Zander's handwriting? He writes like an old Victorian poet
Sean: u mean cursive Milly
Milly: YEAH THAT
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Sean: ngl the best part of an Oreo is the biscuit
Zander: are you insane
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Jake: sometimes I look back and read my old diary's just to feel something
Luke: oh!
Milly: drop a chapter
Jake: "dear diary, today at school a boy came up to me and asked me to sit with him at lunch. I got super excited because I've never really had friends. So I went and sat down where he told me to sit and then he never showed up. Well, he did show up to take my garlic bread. At this point, I don't care enough to tell anyone. I just desperately want a friend."
Hailey: is that why u get so excited for lunch every day
Jake: yes
Luke: Jake when I tell you I'm sobbing crying right now I love you so much I'll always sit with you at lunch *picture of himself sobbing*
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Zander: why was I born
Milly: to like subscribe and hit the bell on my YouTube channel
Zander: what
Milly: oh ur fr depressed rn sorry
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Hailey: someone come to a cage w me
Hailey: cafe* oh my
Jake: idk Hailey.. cages are small.. and I have claustrophobia
Sean: why does she wanna go to a cage omg
Zander: kinda weird Hailey
Hailey: you're all sooo funny 😐
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Zander: if someone else tells me to smile more I'm gonna commit
Hailey: I second this it's so frustrating
Milly: real
Sean: ^^^!!!
Luke: what is "turn that frown upside down" okay?
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Drew: guys I'm gonna be late to our hangout
Liam: oh no why? Are you okay?
Drew: my chauffeur is late
Henry: girl
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Jake: dinner is always better with friends
Zander: I don't have friends
Jake: UM??? OUCH???
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Jake: if you stack a lasagna on top of another lasagna does it count as one lasagna or two lasagnas on top of each other
Zander: you need to sleep
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Jake: kinda in love rn
Zander: oh great another person we have to hear u yap about
Jake: oh I don't think that will be a problem!
Zander: ?
Jake: 🤗
Hailey: idk why Zander is complaining I have to listen to both of you complain about your issues
Zander: I don't have issues?
Jake: u literally want to kill ur dad yes u do
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Luke: hey Zander can I borrow that book u told me about?
Zander: ok be right there
Zander: while I'm out do you wanna get coffee?
Luke: yeah of course!
Jake: how does one get a date that easily
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Jake: someone play with me I need motivation
Zander: u literally love singing why do u need motivation
Jake: Jesus Christ sorry for being a teenager
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Jake: people pleasing is a serious problem
Zander: no one wants u to people please so by people pleasing ur actually just doing it for yourself
Jake: when did I ask u
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Luke: concerts are sooo fun
Sean: I think I'd like them too if it wasn't for my trauma
Milly: reallll like i wanna feel like a little ant in a huge crowd of my colony
Milly: nvm I just saw what Sean said
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Jake: my package just came in the mail I'm so excited
Milly: you're "package" "came" "in the male"🤨📸
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Liam: mosquitos nowadays are pulling my socks down to bite me. Like how did a bite end up on my ankle.
Henry: wish they would pull my pants down
Drew: I'm leaving rosemeadow high.
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(This is based on a hc)
(Luke after trying to teach his mom English)
Luke's mom: love you
Luke: I love you too❤️
Luke: good night
Luke's mom: rest in peace
Luke: don't ever say that to anyone
Luke's mom: ok
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ALR yall long ass chapter oh my
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