Luke: I saw this and it made me think of us
Luke:Zander: sigh
Luke: is that a dreamy sigh
Zander: you know it's not——
Milly (after yapping about Elliott for three hours): thanks zandy poo you're the best
Zander: aww thanks your second best
Zander: after me of course
Milly: aww thanks——
Hailey: shut the fuck up im trying to sleep
Zander: hoe I'm not saying anything
Zander: do you hear the dog?
Hailey: yeah I thought u were barking
Zander: why in the fuck would I be barking dumbass
Hailey: idk——
Jake: being attractive is so inconvenient like how am I supposed to do things if I'm constantly surrounded by fangirls
Zander: open your mouth your personality will drive them away——
Drew: where my friend at whore
Hailey: be respectful or don't text me at all
Drew: sorry
Drew: where my friend at miss whore——
Henry: bro
Liam: you just had your tongue in my mouth ten minutes ago don't call me bro
Henry: ...
Henry: babe——
Milly: how r ur boobs
Luke: they're okay
Milly: let me see
Luke: no
Milly: I just wanna make sure they're okay——
(Sept 12)
Hailey: checking in.
(Sept 21)
Hailey: checking in.
(Sept 25)
Jake: I'm bad
(Thursday 10:42)
Hailey: checking in.
(Today 1:37)
Jake: I'm doing bad——
Jake: I've never seen a girl as pretty as you before
Hailey: aww
Jake: your really weird though——
Guy from soccer team: I'm getting high tonight and having wild sex
Luke: word up!
Luke: I'm playing Skyrim and having a sandwich——
Henry: I love you bro. Bros for life. Thanks for being my bro.
Henry: such bro
Henry: very friendship
Liam: always here for you bro 🌹🌹🌹🌹
Liam: those were broses btw
Liam: for our bromance——
Yippee
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