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35 - incorrect quotes

Luke: have a nap Angel ❤️
Zander: okay
(9hrs later)
Luke: I said a nap not a fuckin coma

Hailey (to Milly): guess which one I have feelings for. It hurts so bad
Some dude: buongiorno! I miss you😊
Jake: I'm awak

Drew: what else are you good at? Other then making my life fucking miserable
Jake: I can color

Luke, after pissing Zander off: ok I'll give you space
(3 hrs later)
Luke: OK I CANT

Jake: my love, you make the most mundane things feel like a good time. Of course I'll go grocery shopping with you.
Hailey: um. Thanks.😐

Luke: do you think birds get sad for not having arms?
Sean: well, do you get sad for not having wings?
Luke (choked up): every single day.

Hailey, trying to hype everyone up: well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons...
Luke: put them in a face mask
Sean: use them in a battery
Milly: throw them at people
Zander: squirt the juice in life's eyes. Steal life's wallet and assume it's identity. Now you are life and hold dominion over all. Your enemies cower at your feet.
Hailey: you make lemonade, guys.

Zander, not looking up from his book: what did he do now
Milly: HE SMILED
Zander: at you?
Milly: no at his dumb friends but HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL
Zander: go away Milly
Milly: shut up I watched you pine over Luke for years let me have this
Zander: go on

Luke: omg this girl was wearing the ugliest skirt ever istg
Sean: who was it
Luke: I ain't tellin
Sean: TELL ME
Luke: NOOO
Sean: SAY THE NAME
Milly: ZOEY
Luke: WHY R U HERE

Liam and Henry on the phone: Hey Drew, can we borrow 5000 bucks?
Drew: why the hell do you need $5000
Liam: for an escape room
Drew: what kind of escape room costs $5000?
Liam:
Liam: Jail

Hailey: Luke fills awkward silences with embarrassing Zander facts
Milly: LOL seriously
(Later)
Milly: my dad grounded me and broke my guitar strings
Luke:
Milly:
Sean:
Zander:
Luke: Zander believed Santa was real until he was twelve

Drew: do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?
Zander: sometimes I whine like a big bitch

Milly: I'm cool, Zander!
Milly: I'm the coolest!
Milly: I'm fact I was once arrested for being too cool!
Zander: the charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence

Luke: a mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it
Luke: and I started thinking
Luke: like it was just trying to get food
Luke: what if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck
Luke: how would I feel
Zander: honey... r u on drugs

Hailey: *wakes up after power nap*
Hailey: did I die? Is this heaven?
*knocking*
Milly: open up!
Jake: it's us, Milly and Jake!
Hailey: oh. It's hell.