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Luke: hey baby!! You still mad?
Zander: what do you think
Luke: I think a happy meal would change that😊
Zander: 10 piece nuggets a McFlurry and 2 apple pies
Luke: I love you baby
Zander: hurry up bitch.

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Luke: awwwe baby are you trying to flirt with me???
Zander: I'm trying
Zander: I have no idea what I'm doing

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OCT 28 AT 4:28 AM

Drew *to jake*: I miss you

OCT 29 AT 8:36 AM

Drew: that was a moment of weakness
Drew: fuck you

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Drew: keep fucking with me and you finna try a bullet in your ass
Henry. Ugh I love things in my ass

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Milly: handcuffs fucking hurt
Hailey: ^^
Hailey: use silk rope next time
Milly: I don't think I can convince a police officer to use silk rope

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Stacy: so how big are you
Luke: uhh 6'3 ish lol
Stacy: no I mean in bed
Stacy: how big are you?
Luke: still 6'3????? Just sideways?????

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Jake: are you full bred American?
Luke: yeah my dads a bald Eagle and my mom is a Big Mac

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Jake: bless you
Jake: my dog sneezed while I was typing i meant to say hey
Jake: that was not my proudest moment

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Zander: my day was just made 😊
Luke: what kind of dog was it

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(Dromies gc)
Henry: we're going to get high and fuck
Henry: I meant high as fuck
Henry: no I didn't

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Hailey: I relate to vampires because I too must be clearly and specifically invited in before I have the audacity to try to participate in anything

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Elliott: (voice message)
Milly: god your voice is so attractive
Milly: can u tell me to Kms
Elliott: WHAT

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Henry: bro dude homie man calm down
Liam: I am your boyfriend

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Zander: don't let my beauty distract you from my autistic tendencies

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Luke: your ass is like
Luke: spacious
Zander: wtf
Luke: sorry I don't want to say fat because I might trigger your ED😭

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Zander: I wanna be evil
Luke: unfortunately you were not very evil
Zander: 😈
Zander: I'm evil right
Zander: baby I'm evil right
Luke: mhm
Luke: your evil laugh is terrifying and your schemes are despicable

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Drew: I think we should break up
Zoey: no
Drew: ok

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Zander: you know Candice?
Hailey: Candice dick fit in your mouth🥲
Zander: I was talking abt the girl from killian that passed away bro
Zander: grow up
Hailey: oh
Hailey: no
Zander: she was friends with joe
Hailey: who is joe?
Zander: Joe mama
Hailey: 😐

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Henry (to Lia): I love you
Henry: answer me or ima start manifesting u
Henry: just wait
Henry: imma show up in ur dreams n shit

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That's all🤪

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