RespawnInTheLobby : I just woke up this morning and suddently remembered Nika set this as my name so Nika if your reading this Im coming for you.
PrincessOfDEATH : Damn this early?
RespawnInTheLobby : Tf is a Lobby? And why would someone Respawn in it? Thats not possible.
PrincessOfDEATH : Hold up...You have never heard of fortnite?
RespawnInTheLobby : What?
HawkeWithArrows : Im gonna mute you guys Istg. SHUT UP.
RespawnInTheLobby : Bet.
HawkeWithArrows : What?
PrincessOfDEATH : Do It.
RespawnInTheLobby : We dont care
HawkeWithArrows Has muted the Groupchat for 24 hours.
PrincessOfDEATH : He actually did it.
RespawnInTheLobby : What now?
PrincessOfDEATH : Idk but I have a few thoughts.
RespawnInTheLobby : Idgaf
PrincessOfDEATH : ANYWAYS, Do you ever think "Hey im so thankful babies cry outside the stomach" imagine hearing muffled screams and crys from a preganant ladies stomach...
RespawnInTheLobby : I dont think I wanted to know that
AngstyRobin : Its 7 in the morning.
PrincessOfDEATH : Morning Birdie.
AngstyRobin : I Hate you guys.
PrincessOfDEATH : Worst Lie ever.
AngstyRobin : Go to bed and Let me sleep.
RespawnInTheLobby : Its 7 am Wake the Fuck up. Do something with your life.
PrincessOfDEATH : AMEN.
AngstyRobin : Im leaving.
PrincessOfDEATH : Already?
AngstyRobin : Someone else can take my place while I get my Needed rest.
AngstyRobin Has Added NotImportant to the Groupchat.
NotImportant : Dont make me change your name to Killer Crocs Sushi
AngstyRobin : I apologize
AngstyRobin has Changed NotImportants name to Nobody
RespawnInTheLobby : Killer Crocs Sushi?
Nobody : Ill explain later
PrincessOfDEATH : I already like her.
RespawnInTheLobby : Okay but Who is she.
AngstyRobin : Alright Maya, PrincessOfDeath is Nika Quite litteraly Princess of Death.
PrincessOfDEATH : Dont forget Pain <3
AngstyRobin : RespawnInTheLobby Is Respawn. Thats his actual name. My Twin brother I didnt Know I Had until Last year.
RespawnInTheLobby : All good except the username. Please change it.
PrincessOfDEATH : No way. Its stuck like that forever.
AngstyRobin : your taking my place because Its 7 am. I have been up all night so Im going back to bed.
AngstyRobin has left the Chat.
RespawnInTheLobby : Who are you?
Nobody : Nobody.
PrincessOfDEATH : That doesnt really help.
Nobody : Im just kidding, Im Maya ducard Aka Nobody.
PrincessOfDEATH : Ohhh so your Maya ducard.
Nohody : You know my name?
RespawnInTheLobby : Damian Talks about you.
Nobody : Hold on, He does?
PrincessOfDEATH : Yep.
RespawnInTheLobby : So How did you even meet Mr Cocky to begin with?
Nobody : Right, That.
Nobody : Okay, so Long story short He killed my dad I wanted revenge but he helped me fix up my life even though he messed it up. So thats it
PrincessOfDEATH : 👏
RespawnInTheLobby : Not a bad story.
Nobody : Thanks, I guess I owe Damian for helping me and stuff.
PrincessOfDEATH : Everybody owes Damian somehow.
RespawnInTheLobby : I dont.
PrincessOfDEATH : Do you want a medal?
Nobody : So your damians twin?
RespawnInTheLobby : Not much you can say about it
PrincessOfDEATH : Back to killer crocs sushi...
Nobody : Back to that,
Nobody : Damian hates killer croc. He hates dick (briefly), because he made him wear crocs.
Nobody : Damian may or may not come to like crocs. may or may not have kicked killer croc at one point while wearing said crocs.
Nobody : That was until he got rolled up like sushi and almost devoured by Killer croc wearing Crocs.
PrincessOfDEATH : 😭OMG SERIOUSLY? THIS IS WHY HE HATES SUSHI? THIS IS WHY HE NEVER LETS ME BUY IT TO SHARE WITH HIM?
RespawnInTheLobby : That explains alot.
PrincessOfDEATH : Your officially our new best friend👍
Nobody : that quick?
Respawn InTheLobby : Yes.
Nobody : I accept 😁
PrincessOfDEATH : Quck Question. Do You Like Vandalism?
Nobody : Thats a forwaed yes. Its with all the colors. Not a serious crime too. Why do u ask?
RespawnInTheLobby : Meet us at 941 Marshall St. Owensboro, KY 42301 in 30 minutes.
Nobody : 👍 Ill be there
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Damian Wayne Oneshots
FanfictionCute little oneshots surrounding Damian and his dysfunctional family/friends. Messed up timeline, don't blame me. Blame the speedsters in question, thank you. Tons of Robin 2021, and yes to all you Respawn touch-starved fans, there is lots of Respaw...
