Rose : You guys need to stop joking about death.
Damian : Agreed, I died once.
Connor : Can confirm. I was the attacker.
XXL : Can confirm. I was the coffin.
Damian : THATS IT-
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Respawn : How does it feel to be both the puppet and the puppet master, Hm?
Damian : What?
Respawn *Now climbing over the table* : I SAID, HOW DOES IT FEEL, HM?
Damian : What the fuck are you talking about!
Damian :
Respawn :
Damian : HEY! DROP THAT DROPITDROPITDROPIT-
*Respawn And Damian Now Proceeding to kill eachother*
Connor *Slamming his hand down* : ALRIGHT. NO MORE MONOPOLY!
Nika : HELL NAH! YOU ONLY SAY THAT JUST WHEN YOU STEAL MY PROPERTY! I NEED A LAWYER! THIS IS DOWN RIGHT ILLEGAL.
Connor *Looking around* : THIS IS DOWN RGHT CHAOTIC!
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Damian : Your a bitch.
Connor *Relying on Less then 30 minutes of sleep* : Well, Im sorry you feel that way.
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Damain *about Jason* : He reads everything but a NO SMOKING sign.
XXL : So do you-
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XXL : -And then he proceeded to swing his sword at me for no damn reason!
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Respawn : What are you doing?
Rose : Im trying to grow plants.
Respawn : Gardener?
Rose : Gardening*
Rose : Hey- Can you pass me the hoe?
Respawn *Inhales deeply* : JASON! ROSE WANTS YOU!
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Rose: What state are you In?
Conner: Depression.
Flatline: Perfection.
Damian: Denial.
Respawn: Uh... Texas?
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Gothamite : Not gonna lie, I thought you were taller.
Damian *gritting his teeth* : I Get That Alot
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Damian : Thank you for agreeing to see us.
Rose : I didnt. You copied my keys and broke into my house, Then proceeded to start talking.
Nika : No need for a recap we were all there
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XXL : I dunno know about you Im starting to think Damian has a type.....
Respawn :
XXL :
Respawn : I'll take a guess, Girls with Daddy Issues.
XXL : No, I was gonna say Goth Girls but Alright, Im flexable.
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Damian: *gasp* I lost all my progress on Cheese Vikings!
Tim: You're displaying more emotion than you did when I was shot.
Damian: Of course I did, it's Cheese Vikings you uncultured swine.
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Damian Wayne Oneshots
ФанфикCute little oneshots surrounding Damian and his dysfunctional family/friends. Messed up timeline, don't blame me. Blame the speedsters in question, thank you. Tons of Robin 2021, and yes to all you Respawn touch-starved fans, there is lots of Respaw...
