Damian Wayne Oneshots

Candycorn Hair [Happy Halloween!]

(Pre made to automatically post on Halloween. Yes, I thought about it before I went offline.)

"Oh my god. You fucked me up."

"I'm sorry! Really sorry!"

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1 HOUR PRIOR.

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It was a cold day in Gotham, why you may ask, because Gotham is always cold. In the month of October, Respawn crept the streets not so subtely because the cops don't bat an eye. Perhaps on Halloween being covered in blood could be mistaken for a costume.

He felt it drip down his neck and stick to his shirt. He felt dirty in all the wrong ways.

"Gross." He murmured as his shoes made the noises of suction. *QUaP*  *QuAp*  *QuaP*

He felt all icky. The cold breeze made it stick to him. The blood was drying and quick. Respawn did the most stupidest thing. He went to the only person who some how solved all his little problems.

Maya Ducard. 'My very attractive girlfriend,' he thought.

It's funny how in his head, he'll call her his girlfriend, but never aloud. Fun Fact, they are officially girlfriend and boyfriend before Damian and Nika made up their minds.

So why did it feel so weird- but so exciting to call her that?

In the lobby of the building, he saw little kids dressed in costumes he didn't know.

Some weirdo with blue hair, crack eyes and a science coat with terrible posture. He saw another guy dressed as minecraft Steve.

'So 2018' he thought.

And some guys with good taste, but he internally cringed at the Deku costume. So...cosplay like.

He took the stairs and banged on Mayas door in a way that made it look like he was about to rob the girl.

Soon enough Maya peeked out the peep hole. She had been waiting on that amazon delivery, but insead met with Respawn staring straight into peep hole with wide eyes, it was a bit creepy considering the blood all over him.

Oh god.

"Mayaaaaa." He sang. "Are you gonna let me in?" He asked.

Maya blinked before unlocking the door, allowng him in. As she closed the door behind him she gave him a look of astoundment.

"Is that real blood?"

"It's organic."

"I- wow. First of all, why didn't you just use your key?" Maya slightly quizzed. "That's kind of why I gave you a key." 

Respawn cocked his head to the side in obvious confusion.

"No, I thought I had a key because I stole yours in the middle of the night from your bedside and made myself a copy." 

"That disturbing fact aside, an even more disturbing one. Why are you....bloody?" She held a hand on her hip.

Respawn just seemed to notice the place was now beige. No longer purple.

"Not important. I need some hair dye."

"No, you need a shower."

"And after that, white and red make pink. My hair'll be pink!" He reasoned.

Maya tried to hold her tounge, she failed. "Not you dripping blood on my mopped floors-!"

He held his hands up. "Okay, okay. Apologies."

Maya grabbed some random sweater he left last time, and her own extremely baggy and tall sweatpants. He'd seen her roll the up before and ask why she didn't get her own size. It was all aesthetic.

"Shower. I have some dye, and wear this. Toss out the bloody stuff." She handed him thd clothes.

He paused, that was oddly convienant.

"Thank you.."

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While he showered, Maya mixed some hair dyes, it madd the perfect beige color. The box says It'll turn white sith heat apparently.

She'll start with half, and she the results incase it's a washed out white.

After he showered, he seemed oddly willingly to let her dye it and trim it.

The trim was only 2 inches. He still had hair longer then hers. "What now?" He asked, sitting extremely still on the chair.

Maya slowly painted half, the other half in a lazy ridiculous bun to seperate.

She stuck a plastic bag around it. Hands on her hips, proudly she proclaims, "We wait!"

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When she took the bag off tears of agony rose, and so did apologies.

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CURRENT.

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"Look, at least....you can be a candycorn this halloween...." Maya said quietly, waiting on his emotion.

"......OH YEAH- I CAN!" Just like that?

Just like that. Tears all gone, and a joyful grin.

Maya exhaled softly in relief. Mission accomplished.

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"Wow." Rose said stopping Respawn that night, coffee mug in hand. Stupid skeleton decals.

"Wow what?" He frowned, was that an insult-

She smiled degvously. "I say you dye the other half and it'll be like he never existed."

She clapped him on the back before walking away.

What was it with them clapping him on the back!?!