Short Headcannons!
Arguing with Jason is impossible, once he realizes he's wrong he screams he's armed. Like the other person isn't. The family is deranged.
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If anybody has done a questionable thing, they normalize calling up Jason and suddently they actually feel like a better person.
"Todd, It was today I consumed.....meat"
"I consumed 7 big macs, 6 diet cokes, 2 mc flurries. Is that a challenge?"
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Damian has a frog village in the forest near the mannor. Him and Connor had a bird house contest that esculated into a village for frogs and rabbits + ect.
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Maya cuts Respawns hair for him now. He loves it, and he tells her he loves it.
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Damian and Mara do charity work because why not. They also stop at many stores in yotham, just to rate their cusines. They rate the Arab food 1-5 stars.
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One time Damian made Mara and Respawn clean his Talias houss so they'd learn. Even if she has sevents, it was bonding time. Talia approved.
Atfter all of it, they collasped into a full 17 hour nap. On the bear rug floor.
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Damian can paint, but not bake. He draws manga and Respawn watches anime. There's a difference.
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Damian Wayne Oneshots
FanfictionCute little oneshots surrounding Damian and his dysfunctional family/friends. Messed up timeline, don't blame me. Blame the speedsters in question, thank you. Tons of Robin 2021, and yes to all you Respawn touch-starved fans, there is lots of Respaw...
