I'm kinda RUSTY
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9lives = Respawn
BATBoy = Damian
Nopulse = Flatline
Brokenarrow = Connor
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9lives : I hate you
BATboy : It's fitting. 9lives, you regenerate and what better to associate you with felines?
9live : I really hate you. I hope someone kills you.
Brokenarrow : why am I Brokenarrow?
9lives : Because you're as useful as a broken arow.
Nopulse : OMG WHY NOPULSE? THATS A SHIT ASS NAME.
BATboy : Flat line = No pulse. Its perfect for you beloved.
Nopulse : Shit. Ass. Name.
BATboy : Girl, Flatline wasn't even a good name for starters.
Nopulse : Fuck did you say Bat brat?
BATboy : ............
Brokenarrow : oooo she mad.
9lives : Where the emojis at?
Nopulse : 🔪🦇🧑
Brokenarrow : She gonna kill him Re. Are u satisfied!?
9lives : Very satisfied. Prayers do come true. Can confirm.
BATboy : Nika, I apologize. Please, no need for murder.
9lives : U just don't want ur ass kicked by your girlfriend.
BATboy : also true. BUT NIKA. I SAID SORRY.
Nopulse : No. I'm out ur window.
BATBoy : 😭
Brokenarrow : FLATLINE, HE SAID SORRY.
9lives : Nika, don't succomb to his cries. He deserves it.
Nopulse : I know
BATboy : PLEASEEEEEEE BELOVED😭
Brokenarrow : You made Damian cry. Hes CRYING.
Nopulse : Oh shit. Really?
Brokenarrow : YES
Nopulse : Damn. I'm sorry babe 😮💨
9lives : His weakass crying gets me.
Nopulse : Dames. Pls. I'm sorry. I'll buy you soba. Pls forgive me. It was a stupid fight. I'm opening ur window to hug you.
BATboy : I'm not crying. I just needed my life certain rn.
Nopulse : .......
Brokenarrow : Nika?
9lives : Terror is coming. I'm a fan.
BATboy : Nika?
Nopulse : Hide. I'm coming in. Not for a Hug.
9lives : YESSSSSSSSSS. This is almost better then any show I've seen.
Brokenarrow : dude, you gotta hide.
BATboy : I'm dead.
Nopulse : You're dead
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Damian Wayne Oneshots
Fiksi PenggemarCute little oneshots surrounding Damian and his dysfunctional family/friends. Messed up timeline, don't blame me. Blame the speedsters in question, thank you. Tons of Robin 2021, and yes to all you Respawn touch-starved fans, there is lots of Respaw...
