Jon : This isnt a good Idea. Does Your dad know?
Damian : Ha, The only thing MY Father knows about me is just enough to identify me on a morgue table. Now Lets go
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Respawn : FUCK THIS!
*Horrifyed gasping*
Jason : Look I feel the same way. But apparently we cant be shouting that.
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Maya : So I was looking up 1950s Slang and the phrase "Come on snake lets rattle" has two meanings. Asking someone to dance, or challenging someone to fight.
Damian : Invite your crush the dance floor instead they Fuckin' deck you.
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Jason : Im going to taco bell want anything?
Damian : I want Enlightenment
Jason : Yeah..... I got like, 12 dollars.
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Bruce : *Adopts a kid to deal with his life*
Damian : *Adopts an animal to deal with his life*
Dick : Im staring to see a pattern here...
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Bruce *Walks in the room all dressed up*
Damian : Good looking Wayne.
Bruce : Ive been your father for 5 years. So Why are you calling me by my last name?
Damian *Looking in the mirror* : I was talking to myself.
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Damian Wayne Oneshots
FanfictionCute little oneshots surrounding Damian and his dysfunctional family/friends. Messed up timeline, don't blame me. Blame the speedsters in question, thank you. Tons of Robin 2021, and yes to all you Respawn touch-starved fans, there is lots of Respaw...
