This Just In (Harry Styles FanFic)

Chapter 24: This stupid goddamned ginormous mess that I made.

Chapter 24: This stupid goddamned ginormous mess that I made.

*Harry's POV*

I can assure you, I'm not a robot.

Louis has been bugging me for the past hour. He keeps saying that I'm acting like a robot and should at least get some fresh air on a walk. I don't see the problem with sitting in my room all day, eating ice cream and watching action films. I'd be watching sappy romances but they remind me too much of...her.

"Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssseeeeeeee!!!!! Come get some Nandos with me and the boys!!" Louis whined while hugging me tightly. I shook my head and kept watching the explosions on my tv screen. Boom. There goes that car. Ha. Hilarious.

"HARRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!" Louis fake sobbed into my neck. I pushed him off and took a big spoonful of chocolate ice cream. I had eaten a whole carton yesterday. Oops.

"I know!" Louis pushed me over so I was laying on my stomach, and sat on my back. I swear I heard my spine break.

"Ouch! GET OFF!" I wriggled underneath him.

"Haha! Never!" Louis shouted. He took MY ice cream and swallowed almost all of it down.

"Now, Hazza. You need to say that you'll go to Nandos with me and the boys." He bounced a little which killed my back.

"No." I mumbled into the bed.

"Okay.....then I guess you'll just have to enjoy this ice cream...in your hair" Louis threatened. He held the carton of ice cream above my head and began to slowly tip it over.

"You wouldn't dare." I said menacingly. He just continued to tip the carton.

"FINE!" I said just before the ice cream plopped into my precious hair.

"HAHA! YES!" Louis cheered in victory. He leaped off me and out of the room. I groaned and began to get dressed. There goes my relaxation day.

"Everyone is coming by so we can walk there together!" Louis shouted from the kitchen.

Great. Having one or two of us is fine. But when you put us all together, you get some big fan magnet. We literally attract all kinds of fans. Ceiling fans, electric fans with 3 blades, 4 blades, 5, paper fans, and of course centrifugal fans. Ha. See what I did there? No? Well I was kidding. Gosh, all of this drama made me lose my sense of humor. Not that I had much of one before...

"HARRY! They're here!" Louis yelled. I threw on some random clothes and walked out to meet the boys. By the doorway, Niall and Zayn were on there phones looking super worried. Liam was having a serious talk with Louis in the corner. What happened?

"Did somebody die?" I asked. Everyone looked up at me in surprise. No one laughed. See? I have no sense of humor anymore.

"Dummmmm...no. We're just going to stay in here. Maybe have that film night you wanted." Louis stuttered.

"But I thought we were going out?" I raised my eyebrows. Niall looked at Zayn who looked at Liam who looked at Louis who looked at Niall. I sighed deeply. They'd tell me eventually. I sauntered to the couch and threw myself down on it. I flipped on the television and turned on some old movie. The boys kept staring at each other until they all moved slowly in unison to sit in the living room with me. I fished my phone out of my pocket. It had been a while since I checked twitter. As I began to unlock it, Louis flew at me from the other end of the couch. He knocked the phone out of my hand and it clattered to the floor. He hovered protectively over it. My mouth dropped open.

"...Louis...?" I questioned. His face turned beet red and he sheepishly picked up my phone as he brushed off his clothing.

"I-I um...I'll just go make a...A SANDWICH! I'll be back. I'm just going to make a sandwich." He nodded and ran out of the room with my phone still in his hand.