Soukoku Oneshots.

Me or your beloved wine?

"CHUUYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Was heard by a certain brunette who was currently screaming his ear off at a local park.

As usual, Dazai was currently whining as loudly as possible To get a certain someone's attention as they sat in a wooden bench.

Chuuya, of course, payed no mind to it, like not even batting an eye. After all, he was immune to Dazai's whining and pestering after years of working with him. So in order to ignore the brunette,  he put all his attention on his precious wine.

As chuuya was adoring his new wine bottle, Dazai started getting tired of whining and annoyance started taking it's place.

I mean, how could he give such  devotion to grape juice?

So as chuuya kept adoring the bottle, dazai nudged him,once,twice and at the third,  Chuuya replied with a bitter "what", annoyed at how dazai kept bothering him.

" chuuya, answer this." Dazai said as he kept nudging chuuya. Chuuya turned around, smacking dazai in the process. 

"ow!"

"oops"

"so rude! Bad dog!'

That earned him a smack.

" anyway. " dazai continued, ignoring the fact chuuya had hit him. " Me or your beloved wine slug?". he asked.

"the wine duh." Chuuya said with absolutely no hesitation.

It was kinda offending.

Dazai was surely expecting Chuuya to pick him, so of course he was rather shocked when chuuya picked the wine.

" Wine over your partner for years!?". Dazai screeched mortified.

How dare he. The audacity!

Chuuya just chuckled, but didn't take back what he said.

Then, Dazai enough was enough, and had come up with a plan. He would take Chuuya's stupid collection and throw it in the garage . That way , Chuuya will learn to never ignore him  again.
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The next day, Chuuya went to work as usual, and Dazai was clinging to him untill he had left the house.

Perfect.

Dazais then started the plan he had come up with , for sure everything would turn out fine .

Sure Chuuya might give a few punches, but it's worth it.

Right?

Well, the answer is nope.

what Dazai hadn't known was that todays mission for Chuuya was horrible and ill planned.

Chuuya, Akutagawa, and his subordinates were supposed to go check out the jewel smuggling routes. Since they were getting interrupted. Which was annoying, as they were a major source of income.

Half of the subordinates that came along were seriously injured, as none were as strong as the other two.

Then about 30 died, and to make matters worse, Akutagawa was among the ones that were injured.

This bothered chuuya alot. Blaming himself for not getting to were his subordinates were fighting to give them a hand.

All he wanted to do now was cuddle and drink some wine.

He was in a terrible mood when he went home.

Dazai was just reading a book when he heard the front door slam. He looked at the door to see chuuya there, he looked tired and stressed.

Maybe he should cancel the plan?

Nah.

" Welcome home chuuya!" Dazai chirped setting his book down." Dazai, bring me my wine please. I had the worst day today and I need to get going later.

Huh?

" um chuuya. " dazai said nervously looking away. " I kinda  gave your wine away to a pretty lady that asked for my number. I told her I was taken , so as a peace offering I gave her the wine to not feel rejected as badly."

Chuuya went silent.

He just dropped everything he was grabbing and stared at Dazai.

" YOU DID WHAT!?" He screeched. Dazai saw that he was not at all happy. " I felt bad , okay ? Its not that serious. You have more." 

Chuuya was blinking back tears.

Dazai was sure that if he started crying, he'd kill himself and go to hell himself.

Dazai quickly forgot his stupid plan and ran towards chuuya's direction. Hugging him in the process.

Chuuya broke down.

" Today was the worst! Half of my Subordinates were killed and the rest severely injured! Akutagawa was one of the injured!." Chuuya kept blaming himself .

" if only I arrived there sooner..." Maybe ... I would have saved more of them, why was I so stupid to let them go alone?"

" Chuuya......" Dazai said , holding him tight. "Its not your fault, and I lied, the wine is in the garage. I'd never give it away for real, much less to any stranger."

Chuuya smacked him . Hard.

" why on earth-forget it . I have to go . I promised to visit aku with gin."

Dazai gave him a peck on the cheek. " ill go with you, your probably tired. "

Chuuya thanked him sourly, still upset. They walked to the parking lot. As soon as they made it in the car , though, he fell asleep.

Dazai kissed him again before  starting to drive." I love you chuuya".