Soukoku Oneshots.

picnic day

It was a lovely day outside, that the agency had too have a day off. They were going to the park and have a picnic. Kunikida, made sure nothing could ruin this picnic. He especially didn't want  Dazai  too hop in and ruin his ideal picnic.

Definitely, not. He better not ruin it or kunikida will strangle him and keep him in house arrest, no suicide  attempts. Atleast thats the plan. Kunikida felt doubtful.

As the agency made there way to the park, they started talking about what they should do when they get there. Ranpo, Yosano and  Dazai were gossiping about the people that would be there. maybe some hot people would be there. Kunikida and Tanazaki were carrying some stuff for the picnic. While kyoka and Kenji were having there own conversation.

Dazai had also decided that, today, he would try his best to ruin Kunikida's picnic. He loved seeing the man angry and upset, it was one of his favorite things to do.As the group approached the park, he walked with his usual saunter and a smirk on his face. He was thinking of several ways to antagonize Kunikida, even if it meant making his day the worst possible.

Though, as they arrived, they had noticed someone had already setteled where they had picked a spot everyone voted for.

Oh well, the more the merrier.

Except the people who already had the spot, were not the merrier bunch. The port mafia was never merry infront of others, especially other enemy orginizations, though they formed a truce with the armed detective agency.

Dazai perked up the moment he noticed the Port Mafia's presence, since he knew exactly what to do here. He had already formed a plan, a wonderful plan which would completely ruin Kunikida's picnic. He stepped forward, greeting the mobsters with a big smile.*"Hello, everyone! Isn't it great that we can work together like this?"*He glanced over to Kunikida for a very dramatic reaction, and he was not let down.

Kunikida looks beyond furious, "What are you doing Dazai!?" Why are you talking to the mobs?!Kyouka looks tense, Tanazaki is  nervous while Kenji looks happy as always, like it doesn't bother him in the slightest. Infact, he comes up with an idea, "Dazai-san is right, maybe we could join in together and have a picnic together!" 

Dazai beams, his plan is running along perfectly, he already has the Mafia as an extra prop though he wasn't really expecting them. Maybe kenji can convince Kunikida to let them stay.

Yosano hums in agreement while Ranpo just agrees as he probably knows they were gonna come here. To him, it wasn't a problem because he'd get to eat some of the luxurious food that the Mafia brought along.

The other Mafia members looked okay with the idea, well....that is untill a certain someone started talking.

" OH, HELL NAH, im not joining a picnic with this idiotic bastard and his other workmates or whatever they are! especially that one with its eyes closed, it trapped me in a fucking book. I Still fucking remember that!". Chuuya looks as furious as Kunikida. Kunikida though, he just sighs already caving in. If kunikida accepted it then maybe Chuuya will too?"

" Come on Hat rack,  nobody else seems to have a problem with it."

Kouyou speaks up. "Please Chuuya-san, you must be  respectful and come to the picnic or you'll have to do that "thing". Kouyou smirks.Chuuya rolls his eyes, but walks with them.Kunikida mumbles "This has turned from a picnic for just our agency to the whole detective and mafia orginization. Who invited them?" Kunikida looks at dazai and has the urge to hit him