Soukoku Oneshots.

Port mafia transfer

Married au

“ Why the fuck are you here!?”

Chuuya asks a grinning Dazai who just smiles more.

He had been summoned by his Boss at an odd hour, not that he thought anything of it. It would probably one of those joint missions with the Agency members.

Well, that was his thinking till his boss told him the most horrific news ever at 3 o’clock in the afternoon.

Dazai was gonna stay in the mafia for a whole month.

He was gonna switch with Akutagawa and stay at the port mafia for a whole month.

Officially the worst day of his sad fucking life.

Now, they were married ya, but Chuuya likes his own time alone without Dazai even for a little bit.
He already had to deal with him at home, but at work? Oh hell nah
“ Why on earth is he gonna have to be the transfer? Why can’t the weretiger do it?”

Mori smiles at him. “ Because reuniting double black will be efficient and work great wonders, and also the fact that Dazai himself requested being the transfer. Fukuzawa was fine with it.”

Chuuya wants pull a Dazai and throw himself in a river.

He loves his husband sure, but at work too?

“ Who is he going to be surveilling him?” Chuuya asks Mori, knowing damn well that there was no use to fight against it.

And maybe if he was surveyed by someone else, Chuuya won’t have to deal with Dazai teasing him much.
Mori smiled, “ By you of course, you are my strongest executive and right hand man after all!”

Dazai made his way towards him. “ Chuuya! I’m hungry, so take me to eat something!”

Hasn’t even been a day and he already hates this
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“ No, you cannot burn my files because your bored you idiot!”


Chuuya had brought Dazai into his office, hoping by some miracle he could help him go through it faster.
But miracles are rare when your married to someone like him.
“ But slug! Theres to much and all of its boring anyway. Lets do something fun instead!”

Chuuya facepalmed. It was the only thing he could do to keep himself from flying out the window and arriving at the Armed detective Agency to get Ryu back.

“ No you idiot. I have a mission to finish in some hours so I need to get this done. If you haven’t fucking forced me to get you cake at a fancy bakery that was 2 hours away, I would’ve finished and have time to be with you. So suck it.”

If you insist”

“NOT THAT WAY MOTHER FUCK-“

“ Lad?” An elegant voice asks as Chuuya turns to look at them.
Kouyou was standing there as she looked at Dazai and Chuuya. Chuuya was about to cry with relief.

“ Ane-san!”

Dazai rolled his eyes. “ Hmm.”

Chuuya practically ran to Kouyou. “ Thank god you’re here, I was about to jump out the window.  Are you here to survey Dazai while I finish my papers?”

Kouyou looked surprised but gave him a smile.” Unfortunately I cannot Take Dazai to my office, I’m here to get your disguise ready for the mission. I’ll finish your papers for you. I’ll ask my subordinates to get the papers in a bit while you procced with your mission.”

Chuuya looked like he was gonna cry with relief.

Dazai scoffed.” Wow, what a way to talk about your husband”

Chuuya gave him a shut the fuck up look.

Kouyou laughed with her sleeve covering her mouth.

“ Well hello to you too “Ane-san”, Actually, since I’m such a nice Husband I’ll do Chuuya’s paperwork.”

Kouyou looked unamused while Chuuya just stared at him blankly.
“ Don’t mind him, lets just get the disguise ready!”

With that, they both elegantly left Dazai, who was true to his word, to do Chuuya’s remaining paperwork.”

A few hour had passed and Dazai was sitting on the chair that Chuuya had told him to not sit on. Chuuya had left to go on his mission so you can guess how he felt.

“ Ugh, so boring”

He pokes at the chocolate cake Chuuya had left for him to eat. Usually he would have anyone else to annoy.

But everyone at the mafia was so boring and serious.

What a bunch of depressants.

He munched on the cake before spinning around in the chair. He finished Chuuya’s work in under 3 minutes, so that wasn’t something to do.

He wanted to do something.
In the end he had decided to call Atsushi, to see if everything was ok over there.


“ DAZAI SAN! AKUTAGAWA IS CHASING ME! KYOUKA PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW! KENJI DON’T PULL ON RASHOUMON! DON’T PAT IT EITHER! ITS NOT A COW! KUNIKIDA GRAB HIM! YOSANO DON’T TAKE RASHOUMONS BLOOD! WAIT, IM SORRY! WHAT THE FUC-“

Looks like they have everything under control there.

Chuuya was walking back to HQ after the mission. Grumbling.

“ Todays target was so damn dirty! God, who knew insides spilled out so much?”

His suit was splotched with blood. It was gonna be hell to clean.

He arrived at his office a few minutes later with the help of his beautiful ability.

He expected to see it recked or empty if Dazai had decided to go torment his subordinates.

Which he is very capable of doing.
Instead he found Dazai sleeping on his chair, chocolate cake forgotten.

Chuuya smiled softly, and sighed.
He got the cake and started to eat, He was hungry after that mission.

He then threw the plate out the window. The janitor could clean that.
He made his way to Dazai and decided to wake him up.

“ Dazai, wake up. Lets go home.”
Dazai stirred awake sleepily as he blinked. He then sat up straight.

“ Chuuya!”

Chuuya nodded as Dazai got up and slouched.

“ So tired”

Chuuya nods knowingly. “ I know, I just wanna go home and sleep, but take a shower too. The target was way to filthy today.”

Dazai hummed as they both headed home. They had arrived and Dazai went to brush his teeth as Chuuya undressed to take a shower.

Dazai got out and Chuuya entered.
Dazai eyed him, he would get some of that tomorrow.

For now, he would just get some rest.
Chuuya got out of the shower once Dazai started sleeping.

He got in bed with him and drapes a blanket over themselves.

"Good night ya idiot"

With that he kissed him and closed his eyes.

"Love you"
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