Soukoku Oneshots.

Ways to shut Dazais mouth.

“Ah,geez….I’m hungry!”
Dazai sighed, as he was chained to a wall in the port mafia dungeon.
He was bored, Akutagawa had already paid him a visit, but it was uneventful.

Was is the keyword,
till he saw a certain ginger, coming down the steps.

Dazai scowled. “ Oh god,”
Chuuya smirked, “ What a wonderful sight, Even rivals an a billion dollar masterpiece!”

He gets closer to Dazai, smirk turning into a sharp smile.
“ Right, Dazai~?”

Dazai sighed exasperated. “ OoOoOoOh no! A slug is here to kill me!”
Chuuya’s smile falters. “ Shut the fuck up traitor.”
Dazai, does not shut the fuck up.
“ But c’mon, who would die by your hands?”
Chuuya rolls his eyes as he grabs Dazais hair and leans closer, faces barely apart.
“ You look way better with your mouth shut bastard.’
Dazai looks him in the eye.
“ What are you going to do to shut me up? Huh? Kiss me?”

Chuuya’s eyes widen as he processes Dazais suggestion.
“ What a bold suggestion, am I right?”
Dazai smirks, “ You know what? Never mind, that privilege is only for beautiful women, unlike the slug-mmmf!”
Chuuya pulls Dazai closer, their bodies melding together as his lips brush against Dazai's.
He bites Dazais lip so he can slide his tongue in. Dazai was caught off guard so Chuuya easily slides in, touching every part of Dazais mouth.
No area untouched as Dazai squirmed with surprise.
Soon Chuuya broke the kiss, leaving Dazai gasping and panting.
“ !?”
Chuuya smirked as he turned the other way, crossing his arms.
“ That should shut you down for awhile huh?”
Dazai glared at him, his mouth still wet from their recent activity.
“ You little hat rack!”
Chuuya simply walks away, turning his head back to give Dazai a message.
“ Oh, and we aren’t done. I’ll be back in awhile, so behave till then. Wouldn’t want your agency friends to hear this hmm?”
He holds up his phone, Dazai’s face switched into a scowl.”
“ Manipulative slug!”
Chuuya stops and turns to him, putting a finger close to his mouth while smiling.
“ Lets say I learned a few tricks from you ~”
Dazai should’ve known his past decisions would haunt him.
“ oh, and don’t lie, you enjoyed that. Dirty little Bastard.”
Dazai stares at him stunned.
“ You could have freed your self from those cuffs a while ago, but you didn’t. now, you’ve wasted much of my time. So I’ll save this for later. “

He walks away leaving Dazai concerned, excited and confused.
“ What the actual fuck.”



Kinda short