Soukoku Oneshots.

Spoil me

It was christmas eve and Dazai decided to have a bit of fun.

"Well then Chuuya, Its christmas eve sooooo do your best to spoil me~" Dazai chirps as he bundles up in a blanket that's adorned with a mistle toe.

Chuuya looks at him incredously." Hah?....Did you hit you head on your head on something? Theres no way I would do that-"

Dazai thought this might happen so he took out his phone and showed him the recording while smiling cheekily.

The audio said " If you quit whining about me working on thanksgiving, I'll do anything you want for christmas" 

Chuuya couldn't believe how easily he fell for the ploy, facepalming as he cursed himself for being a gullible idiot.

"Well... A promise is a promise, but I really don't know how to spoil someone," he sighed, contemplating how to fulfill his end of the bargain.

A few minutes later, he approached Dazai with an attempt at spoiling him. "Yosh, yosh... Good boy, good boy," he said, a bit uncertain as he patted Dazais head.

"I bought you a bunch of toys to play with... just in case," Chuuya announced, presenting the surprise.

However, the real kicker came when Chuuya held up a spoon for Dazai, insisting, "Open your mouth!" Only to reveal it was filled with dog food. The mischievous glint in Chuuya's eyes suggested he might be enjoying the payback a bit too much.

" Chuuya...I DONT THINK THATS FOR HUMANS!"

Dazai sighs, "Well, since i have expected this situation, so  i have prepared a special manual for you....Just follow it and you'll be fine" He showed Chuuya the manual.

1. Massaging:Chuuya began massaging Dazai, aiming for a moment of relaxation. However, when Dazai took a sip of his tea, it turned out that the tranquility of the massage didn't last long.

2. Feeding:

"I made a lot of vegetables, so eat it all... no canned crab," Chuuya declared, holding a spoon containing tomatoes.Dazai's expression twisted in mild disgust at the unexpected flavor.

3. Ear Cleaning:Chuuya attempted to use an ear cleaner, but it quickly turned into a dangerous weapon in his hands. As Dazai recoiled in fear, Chuuya seemed to have assassin instincts kicking in."Chuuya... what the hell!" Dazai yelled, genuinely terrified.

Chuuya, looking a tad guilty, shrugged. "Oops, my bad. Due to current assassination training, my first reaction to holding a needle-like object is to stab something with it."The fact that he looked proud of this revelation left Dazai both concerned and slightly impressed.

In the end, Dazai decided to settle for cuddling with Chuuya on the couch. He sighed contentedly, brushing a strand of stray hair from Chuuya's face. "It didn't work out in the end... ah, well, at least he did try."

Just as Dazai was sinking into the moment, he received a phone call. Answering it, he nonchalantly said, "Hello? The hat rack is sleeping right now, so please call back later." However, his tone shifted when he recognized a certain someone's voice.

"Oh, it's Dazai-kun! So you're with Chuuya-kun after all!" Mori teased. Dazai was about to hang up until Mori mentioned something intriguing.

"Haha, no wonder Chuuya-kun was so fussy about Christmas. A while ago, he said..."Dazai listened intently.

flashback 

Chuuya, with a wide smile, expressed his excitement about Christmas. "There's this guy who's super excited about Christmas, so I'd like to take those days off. I'll take more missions from now and work on New Year's Eve too."

The flashback ended,

 and Dazai, still holding Chuuya in his arms, hung up the phone. He hugged Chuuya tightly and, in a surprising turn of events, blurted out, "Marry me."

"Huh? Did you eat something weird again?" Chuuya replied groggily, nuzzling against him.

Dazai realized, in that moment, he was already spoiled rotten.