"Oh my god shut the fuck up!" The Grinch yelled at me for screaming a meme out loud .
"Sorry (🇨🇦)" I said "but I had a weird dream last night"
"What kind of dream?"he asked
I looked at him without saying a word regretting telling him , I jumped off the bed and went down to go get breakfast, everyone was there, except for Spain and Portugal . TSC came down from the attic at the Same time I came down from that uncomfortable sussy room . I realised that Cuba wasn't there , I wonder why , u sitted down next to Mr S and Egypt, Egypt looked a bit sad eating his food and right Infront of me was cereal in a cup of coffee with milk. (what? I drink /eat it in real life) I putted the bits of the cereal into the milkish coffee and after a few minutes I wanted the whole thing, and sometimes I would slurp the coffee making Mr S , and sometimes, Egypt, looking at me with a disgusted look.
Suddenly Spain , with Portugal beside her she throwed herself on the floor with tears and loud crying , making tha Grinch come down and everyone, even me , go to help her.
"Spain , what's wrong?" I ask
"Cuba " she said crying " she .....she.... She "
"SPIT IT OUT!" Tha Grinch yells .
"She escaped this morning before you even came here " She said and the crying got louder .
Portugal, tried to crouch by holding on his scrunch and sitted down on his knees and puts his arm on Spain's back and she proceeded to hug him making him jump but hugging her back . I could see the Grinch looking at the opened front door and quickly ran out as fast as he could.
"Hey Grinch come back here!" I yelled following him
"TC NO!" TSC yelled
Mr S stopped TSC telling her to let me do what I have to do (that's so dam right ).
I followed him , I didn't stop until he was tired , but the Mother fucker wouldn't stop running until he founded "the love of his life " . Also for me , love is cringe , like always, but the cringiest love is the seventh grade lovers but if you see one on the school bus , get the fuck out of there or just put in headphones and don't even listen to a word they say cuz their basically the terminal word "a piece of shit"
Tha Grinch stopped Infront of a trashed abandoned forest and I stopped behind him.
"So we going in ?" I ask making him turn around
"Yes , eventually" he said
But as we were about to go in , we say a back like creature with red shinning eyes and giving us the Mr S smile (if you have seen a Mr S video you probably know ) and guess what ? IT WAS THE SAME CREATURE THAT HAUNTED ME AND MR S IN CUBA'S ROOM!!!....... Sorry if I'm being to dramatic . Tha Grinch stepped back , covering me from the monster as it turns it's head and walks backwards desapearing into the grey cloudy weather in the forest.
"OH HELL NOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH-" I screamed a few minutes later and then tried to escape but the green mother fucker grabbed me by my jacket and picked me up .
"You decided to come with me , you know ? " he said dropping me "So now we both have to find Cuba and then turn her back to normal"
"Has this happened before" I ask
"No... Never but I didn't expect for Cuba to be like this way " he said grabbing his arm.
I gulped a bit.
We went into the forest and it was all grey that when we got in , we didn't know the way out , along the way we heard loud centepi noises and I shivered cuz I had to , ok?
You are such a scary cat.
Shut up Anais , plus since when did you came back?
I was on a vacation week , so basically I dissapeared , and people missed me .
No one missed you , your a shitty person who lives in my head telling me subjections that are basically trash .
Your trash
No you are trash bitch
Ugh rude .
We suddenly stayed stunned stone and we didn't know why, we saw a centepie body on the one side of what our eyes saw and it made a circle around the trees .
"Uhhh... What the faka is going on?" I yelled but it seemed like tha Grinchy boi couldn't hear me cuz a Cuban centipede got closer to him and ended up in his face
"Hello brazi~" she said with a very ...ahem .... "Spimpish " voice
"W-w-what do you want from me?!" He asked terrifyed of what he was seeing right now.
Cuba rapped him around with her centepie body except for his shoulders, neck and head. She putted her hands behind his head and her long sharp nails in his hair . I could see/ hear him turning Into Richard, the big red dog.
"So I'm invisible now? , that's nice to here that I won't suffer what the Grinch is going through right now " I said and they both look at me .
Something bad is gonna happened, I just know it
Shut up Anais, I don't think anything bad Is going to happen I promise
If something bad happens you give me 20 bucks and if it doesn't happen I own you 20 bucks
Deal
Cuba looked at me without blinking and then she slid right up to me , .... I don't wanna own Anais 20 bucks! I haven't even got 1 peso. She went up to me and grabbed me with her tail , almost trying to choke me , eventually, she unfreezed the Grinch and he haved her a hug for no reason , in her centepie part. She looked away but So suddenly I could hear Gylala 's voice of "I KNEW IT" echo in my head many times . Slowly she became a normal person again , that's a relief now pay me.
Fuck
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Countryballs: In another universe
Humorthis goofy story is goofy as hell because I say so , also if your brave enough to understand my terrible writing with a bad story cover and some mistakes and letters , just tell me in the comments my mistakes , if these have any comments, also this...
