Problomatic pipe problems

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It was just an ordinary well Smg4 normal that is me and rose were just
Staring at smg4 who was just sitting on top of the castle who was trying to steal Latikus cloud Mario was dancing  while he was dancing toward the door he was hit by a pipe in the way "what the fuck is this doing here Smg4 get your ass over here!"Mario said angered "this is not the time to be lying around did you call the drug dealer pipe again ."Mario asked smg4 "umm no that was only once "smg4 said Mari then jumped on the pipe before a giant plant popped up and tried to bite him this caused several more pipes to grow me and rose had to avoid them after awhile the pipes stoped growing later princess peach came out of the castle and walked to where we were at.

"hey princess I think these pipes  spice up the place "Mario said smiling this caused peach to get really mad "Mario I'm concerned for the princess well being could you -" toadsworth  was cut off "don't fucking tell me what to do"Mario replied .

"or maybe you could figure out who did this"i said "okie dolkie " Mario said about to run off "hold up bowser and smg3 are not the ones who did this because their right their" I pointed to smg3 and bowser drowning in the little lake around the castle "damn bowser was gonna be my first choice"Mario said "mario you're the plumber please fix this "peach begged "I-I actually have to d-do p-plumber stuff?!"mario asked fearfully "damn fine here we go "he said jumping into a pipe only to get stuck "*sigh* I'll go get the plunger "smg4 said.

later Mario and Luigi entered the pipe while I rose and smg4 stayed behind "so umm anything we could do to help?"smg4 asked toadsworth "yes go fetch the princess her umbrella and food " toadsworth said walking away "stupid toadsworth thinking he's so good "smg4 "look on the bright side we aren't in those cold and stinky pipes " I said to smg4 yeah mabey your righ- hey you what are you doing "smg4 said seeing a old man in the pipe "come on "I said to rose we both jumped into the pipe

after we exited the pipe to see smg4 sitting at a table with a drink in front of him after a while chilling with the old men I and rose figured out they were canibles and wanted to eat smg4 "Leo what do we do ?!"rose said I pulled out a pistol and shot one of the old men in the leg.

"smg4 come on let's get the heck outaa here"I said we all jumped into the pipe we then arrived at some underground castle we then saw Mario and Luigi in a bird cage "um may I help you?"a giant talking pipe said "oh cool a talking pipe ahhh" smg4 then kept jumping in to pipes "hurry up send these plumbers to their death "the cage set fire on top slowly engulfing the rest of the cage

me and rose were trying to open the cage "why can't the world have better plumbers "king pipe said "wait why can't you guys do your own plumbing stuff" I asked the pipe "because it wouldn't make any sense " later we were teaching the king pipe after that it went back down

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