Wotfi 2017

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No one's pov
Right now everyone Boxing in a boxing arena watching Mario and smg4 starting the wotfi 2017

First challenge
Who can survive bobs hot raps the longest
They both tied

Challenge two
Who can eat the most tacos from waluigis taco stand
Mario won

Challenge three who can keep their hat around soldier the longest
Mario lost by getting tricked by the soldier dressing as peach

Challenge four who can animate the best

Smg4 won by getting help from the odds one out

Challenge five
Who can beat Luigi at doing absolutely nothing eh I'm pretty sure smg4 won

Challenge 6 survive a science class being taught by bob and boopkins
It was a long satisfying tie

Challenge 7 who can make bowser cry first Mario won that

Challenge 8 who has the best pickup line
Neither of them do

Challenge 9
Who can beat Meggy in a one vs one
Neither of them Meggy was just too good for em hell I feel bad for the bastarsds

Challenge 10
Who can survive the longest insulting rose currently Mario and smg4 are laughing at rose a fake laugh albeit before leo walked in and see rose fake crying he turns around and locks the door "you've sealed your own fates" Leo said putting his hands on smg4 and Mario's shoulder before throwing them out the window and sending a bom bom at them they both dodged before being knocked out
It was a tie

Challenge 11 who can make bob famous

Smg4 won

Triple round

Tie

Chalange 11 who could steal fishy boopkins Waifu body pillows without dying

It was a tie

Challenge twe oh dear ye gods not the rap please no gods above no god fucking damn Final Round

Rap Battle

S to the M to the G to the 4
That's a name I'm sure you heard of before.

Filled to the brim with rhythm and flow

A sexy ass man from head to toe

Now I don't want to mention but just pay attention

Cause I'm about to kick your ass to the next dimension

If you think you're gonna win then you're deranged!

Because ever since the beginning, nothing's changed!

An overweight plumber won't ever stick

You need a man like me who's EXTRA THICC!

Try and take a swing but you'll never be the king

You're gonna be knocked out with a RING RING

RING!

OH BOY, YOU'RE BACK, am I living a dream?
I get to re-destroy this stupid ass meme

What you gonna do, you stupid dingus?

Sit at your computer and yell out pingas?

You're weak and pathetic and never athletic

Dr. Mario thinks that you're a diabetic

As you sit at your computer all day long

Doing crap all except expanding that dong!

Now go home and cry to all your little fans!

While me, Mario, I got much better plans!

You're such a big fool and this may sound cruel,

But sorry Glitchy, I've already won this duel!


HAHA, that's funny but we've only begun! I've brought some help to show you how it's done!


Mario, my paisano, it's time to stop,
If you keep this up, my ears are gonna pop!

You do nothing with your life, except saving Peach,

How about you try some exercise or maybe even bleach!

Sorry bro, but every diss here is true,

Looks like for once, you're player two.

Oh no, it's Luigi, I'm so afraid!
I can't stand losers who's never gotten laid.

You rap like a mom, it's really freaking dumb.

Just go back home and keep sucking on your thumb.
———
(Leo part)
"Eh I gotta stop you right there cause your coming last cause number one is glitchy
And the only thing you laid was a peice of spaghetti bitch"

——-
Oh so the faceless bitch wanted to show up that's ok cause Now I've got a rapper who you don't want to cross!

C'mon, Fishy Boopkins, show 'em who's boss!

Hey SMG4! You're stinky and fat!
And um, crap, I also hate your hat?

I'm sorry, that was really mean!

Oh man, it's not easy being green!

   
I'm sorry Fishy Boopkins, but that rap was invalid.
Cause I'm not going to listen to some stupid salad!

Is this your best, Mario? Cause it's sounding weak!

You're gonna end up adding to my winning streak!

Here comes my next rapper, things are looking dire.

Give it to him E. Gadd, and spit hot fire!

What's up, b*tches, this is my rapping debut!
Looks like this rap, could use some higher IQ!

Mario, there seems to be a lot of tension,

Don't fret boy! Have this new invention!

Use this mic, it'll help you refute!

But that's only because it'll be on mute!

Shut up, you stupid wannabe Edison!
Go home and take your old people medicine!

Now I'm gonna need someone as cool as spaghetti!

I need the one, the only, the bad ass Meggy!

Meggy: (singing)
It's such a shame!

You boys are lame!

Just raise your game, raise your game, baby!

Never give up, yeah!

——
(Roses part)
Is that all you got pshh ha please you ain't nothing but a wannabe you think that's rap
———
WoO WaT Up BiTcHeS It'S BoB TiMe!
GiViNg OuT hOt BeAtS lIkE BuStArHyMe!

BiTcHeS, gEt ReAdY, hErE cOmEs ThE hOok!

ChEcK oUt My InStAgRaM, sNaPcHaT, aNd FaCeBoOk
End rap

"Are you fucking serious you cut me off like that you little bastard fuck you no good no arm retarded liking fuck face" rose yelled at bob for interrupting her

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