:smg4:the Mario mafia

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"Well at least Mario is doing something efficient " rose said putting a top hat on Leo "eh maybe but I like wearing this suit" Leo said adjusting his tie "you look uhm nice in it" rose said blushing "why thank you you look nice too" Leo said kissing rose's cheek "anyways come on" Leo said to rose extending his hand to hers she took his hand and he opens the door to Mario's office they then walked and stood right beside Meggy "so what's been going on" leo asked Meggy "toad brought in a goomba and Mario got answers out of him" Meggy explained "oh uhm cool but where is Mario right now "eh my best guess is he's either beating up bowser or destroying his car"Meggy said laughing at the thought "well that is-" before rose could say anything "hahah I'm back "Mario said running in with some black spray paint on his gloves "hey Mario what did you do" Meggy asked
After explaining what he did "uhm hey guys bowsers outside"rose said "GET DOWN" Leo grabbed rose and Meggy and fell to the floor before anybody questioned the room was being lit up by gunfire after a few seconds the gunfire stoped Leo looked outside bowser had left "this is impossible! how did he find us?!" Meggy asked "I think I know why because someone's ratting us out" Mario then picked up a teletubies and threw it to his office Later, Mario kicks Po out of his office.NEXT! NEXT!! COME ON!!! Luigi walks into the office as Toad drags the Teletubby's limp body away. "H-hey, b-bro... what's up?" Luigi asked

"Hey, Luigi! Come on in! Don't worry! I just want to ask a few friendly questions."(The door closes behind Luigi.)

"Mario's uh really getting paranoid" Leo said hesitantly after a few minutes Luigi ran out in fear

"NEXT!" Mario yelled

"Welp wish us luck come on rose" Leo said holding roses hand later they came running out laughing "get screwed dickhead!" Leo laughed "ugh NEEEXXXTTT" later toad went in only to be torn up by his rabid girlfreind and not in the good way

Fishy Boopkins is up next, and we see him already terrified.

YOU CAN'T! PLEASE! DON'T DO- DON'T DO IT!" Boopkins pleaded with Mario who was holding a box of anime DVDs at gunpoint.

"I'm gonna do it, bro! I'm gonna do it!" Mario screamed "I'll do anything you want! Just put it down!" Boopkins begged

"Why don't you understand that anime belongs in the trash?" Mario asked

"Oh, hell, no!" Boopkins said enraged tackling Mario, causing the box to fly out of Mario's grasp and through a window. Fishy Boopkins jumps after it.

"MY ANIME!!!"!Mario wears a shocked expression

Later, Meggy sits in the office

"Don't lie to me! Did you rat us out?!" Mario asked her angered

"Can I go home yet?" Meggy asked bored

"OK, that's it! Maybe if I speak your squid language, you'll understand me!"Mario then speaks complete and total gibberish, weirding Meggy out. "Woomy! Woomy! Woomy!"Mario then imitates Peter Griffin, and he must've said something offensive, because Meggy then throws a chair at Mario, causing his head to turn in an uncomfortable fashion. Later, Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Meggy sit outside the office. "Ohhh... mamma-mia, who could it be.."

"LOL, what up, bitches? Did I miss anything?" The six look at him  suspiciously "Well, whatever. I'm gonna go take a shit and not do anything suspicious." HeRepeatedly says LOL." I'm heading out now. He jumps out a window. Whee... He lands. Toad and Mario look out the window Bob jumped out of.

Toad: Hey... something doesn't seem right...

"Yeah! Who takes a crap outside?"' Mario askeLater, Bob walks down a street as the six follow him him. Bob meets up with Bowser in an alley.
"Yo, yo, yo, what up, Bowser? Where's my motherfuckin' money, bitch?" Bob asked bowser

"Hehehe, you did a good job!" He  said giving Bob Monopoly money. "What the hell? What is this crap?" Bob asked

"I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck! I don't, I don't, I don't give a fuck!" Bowser sung as He flips Bob off and leaves.)

"Stupid Bowser, scamming me and crap! Who does he think he is? How could this day get any worse?" He asked out loudHe looks up to find out that this day COULD get worse.Aw, shit! (He sees Mario, Luigi, ,rose and Meggy, but Toad and leo are nowhere to be seen.)

"What's up, bra? What's up?" Mario said angered

"Wait, Mario! I can explain!" Bob said Before he can explain Leo throws toad at bob which then knocks bob out with a bat

Later after bob was pressured into giving up bowsers location they devised a plan to get bowser

Time skip

Leo,rose,Meggy,Mario and Luigi have climbed on top of the lobby of a hotel they then heard gunfire after taking out most of the people they went to confront bowser and held him at gunpoint

"Please don't hurt me!" Bowser pleaded

You shouldn't have touched my spaghet, Bowser! This is what happens!"mario said angrily

"I'm sorry, Mario! I just felt so lonely when you didn't invite me to your party... I've always been left out as a kid... and I've always been jealous of your parties since so many go ther-"before bowser could continue mario cut bowser off

"I really don't give a shit." Mario said

"To make it up to you... I'll buy you as much spaghetti as you want..." bowser said

"WAAAH, THAT'S THE NICEST THING ANYONE'S EVER DONE FOR ME... I still love you!" Mario said crying

"Let's hug it out, bro!" Bowser said

Mario and Bowser hug and cry. Steve also cries, but Luigi rose, leo and Toad leave.

"Uh... are you guys done yet?" Meggy asked bowser and Mario before just leaving

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