Smg4: marios prison escape

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Right now Mario,Luigi and I were in a prison "let me in let meinnnnnnn!" Mario yelled to the guards then two men started running up to the bars "hey shut your bitch ass up down there ..... oh it's just the thicc juicy mustache boi and lesser thicc green boi and the jokester" oh wait a minute "swag,Chris you two work here?" I asked them "work ha I own the place" swag said "LET US OUT!!!! " Mario yelled "tough luck guys your in here for good." Chris said "but.......we're innocent " Luigi said "how about you lick my balls lololollolololololololloll" he was then punched in the balls by Mario

"That's a so nice " Mario said giving a middle finger to swag "u wot m8 come HERE ILL BLOODY wreck ur prostate and slap you back to Italy Mario then hurdled him self at swag "god dammit swagmaster... you two also have to deal with a dumbass too,huh?" Chris asked "yeah/oh most definitely" me and Luigi answered

*beeeeep* "looks likes it lunch time we then went to a small courtyard I saw bob

Time skip

Right now I'm out in the courtyard no one's on guard mows my chance I climb the first set of bars then the second wall was electrified so I take a small taser and put up agains the wall this caused the electricity to stop running to the fence/ wall after I got the second wall I was home free I see Meggy and saiko near a truck "heh funny seeing you two here" I said painting from all the climbing tari then shot up from the passenger seat "actually its three hello" tari said " hey Leo I thought you were with bob" she said "nope I waited until the tower guards were busy dealing with something I also smelt fire before climbing the gates probally something has to do with bobs plan"I say we then see boopkins,Luigi,bob,and Mario running to the truck I got in the back of the truck and sat down a few seconds later bob jumped in the back "yo ass wipes get in the damn truck I've got places to be"

Later as midnight approached I found a Barrett 50.cal in the back of the truck "um hey sakio why do you have a sniper rifle" I asked concerningly "to make sure other snipers are dealt with" sakio replied I turn back to see Meggy watching videos on her squidphone before we were being honked by someone behind us 'thAt's whAt she sAid' 'not now you horny fuck' I aimed down the sights to see "oh JESUS CHRIST!" I yelled in fear I then steadied my hand and went prone and fired at the car this caused
Paa a Chris I think to fire back at us saiko then threw ninja stars at swag for i then then took another shot and hit swag-master in the arm "god dammit that was my favorite fapping hand you sons of bitches Chris then gained speed on us and swag nearly hit Meggy with his hammer saiko then pulled out a shot gun before she could shoot chris pulled out a big magnet and knocked the shotgun out of her hands we were then being knocked around in the back before the truck stoped suddenly then we were about to be shot by the quad launchers rockets before Mario threw boopkins at the rockets which deflected and sent the rockets towards Chris and swag blowing them away

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