DERPTV NETWORK PRESENTS
MUSHROOM KINGDOOM'S Got TALENT
Leo's pov:
Right now I'm hosting the shit today
"welcome to the national MK talent show! where we will be seeing a variety of awesome talents from all over the nation The winner gets a butt-tonne of coins! :D (Notices Wario trying to steal the coins.) Dafuq?" Smg4 said.
"and you people at home can vote, SO ENJOY THE TALENT" i explained with enthusiasm to the audience.
suddenly Mario jumped on smg4 "Sugar Sugar do do do do ahhh honey honey do do do do do do do- Uhhhh.... i... did i win?" He asked "no you walking asshat you gotta wait your turn now get the fuck outta of the shot "I said to Mario which caused him to cry and walk back
No one's pov:
ACT 1: Teletubbie Metallica
(The Teletubbies are on stage with their instruments.)
(The Tubbies starts singing a terrible cover of Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit.)
They then were booed off the stage and had an old man thrown to him
ACT 2: Warios magic trick
(Wario is on stage wearing a magician's hat. His first trick involves making Waluigi appear out of his hat while on fire.)
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!! OH FUCK!!!!!!!!" He screamed
"Excellent! Move it!" Wario yelled
(He grabs Waluigi, spins him around some times, and makes him be WALUIGI SEXEH. He spins him again and makes him what is suppose to be WALUIGI ILLUMINATEH. He spins him one last time, turning him into a WALUIGI LAUNCHAH.)
"time for my great disapearing act!!" Wario said "Waluigi LAUNCHER!" Waluigi said
(He goes BOOM and disappears into thin air)
Leo pov:
"what where'd he g" I asked asked before he saw wario leaving with the money "get that son of bitch/get that motherfucker" me and smg4 yelled wario then flipped off the authorities and they started beating him up
ACT 3: Bowser's soul song
(Bowser lowers down on stage in a tutu.)
He starts singing about chicken nuggets.)
"If you like chicken nuggets then you gotta sing along! If you like chicken nuggets this is your favorite song! Chicken, chicken nuggets yeah! Chicken, chicken nugget yeah! Chicken, chicken nuggets yeah, yeah yeah! Chicken, chicken nuggets yeah! Chicken, chicken nugget yeah! Chicken, chicken nuggets yeah! yeah, yeah, yeah!" Sung which made me cringe
ACT 4: Stand up comedy with Bob
Bob got on the stage which I already knew he would probably say something rude, or stupid
"WhAt is bRowN and sTiCky? A sTicK! (Ba-dum tss.) HaHAhA! DiD yOu hEaR tHe guY whO's leFt siDe waS cUt oFf? He's alRIGHT nOw! (Ba-dum tss.) HAHAHA!" Bob laughed
I saw smg4 getting agitated by bob's stand up comedy.
"HaVe yOu evEr trieD tO eAt thE cloCk? It'S veRy tiMe coNsUmIng! (Ba-dum tss.) LAugh ouT loUd! LaUgh oUt lOud! LAuGh OUt loUd!"bob said
Smg4 then Tried to suffocate Bob with a pillow."SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!" Smg4 yelled
ACT 5: Luigi does absolutely nothing
(Luigi just stands there. Crickets are chirping. Then the audience cheers. That's it.)
ACT 6 had eggman and Steve singing
ACT 7 had Frankie with his pets
ACT 8: Marios uhh act?
Mario starts singing an incredibly atrocious parody of the Frozen song, "Let It Go". "2 DICKS IN MY ASS! 3 DICKS IN MY ASS! 4 DICKS IS ENOUGH! BUT 5 FUCKING DICKS!!!!! 5 FUCKING DICKS! LETS GO FOR 6!!!! SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK MY ASS!!!! FUCK MY ASSSSS!!!!!!!!" Mario sung "smg4 why are we hosting this shit" I asked my ears in pure fucking agony "I don't even know anymore" smg4 replied to me
Act 9: Swag toast boi
Fishy Boopkins sing along
Boopkins is 'singing' the word being used very fuckin loosely "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees. His singing is so bad that it knocks out smg4
"Huh well VOte wHo wOn!"LeO said
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New adventures...(smg4 oc insert)
FanfictionBasically this is my oc insert of smg4 (part of the Leo verse) (book 1 of 3 completed)
