New adventures...(smg4 oc insert)

Wotfi 2015

No one pov

Currently SMG4 and Mario are staring at each other. Mario looks cross and determined, while SMG4 looks as if he's concentrating on something. Then Mario and SMG4 pass off weird faces. The two of them look at the Nintendo 64 console. Mario then brings out Mario Party 2 "let's play " he said " yeah " later x arrived to play mario party he then walked into were Mario and smg4 just to see Mario chasing smg4 yelling at him leo then came up to him "hey how's it going "Leo asked "lim good let me guess Mario is losing" x asked  "yep " Leo said "how can I win against a stupid fucking cheater " Mario yelled " I'm not fucking cheating you just kept on humping the controller " smg4 snapped back at Mario "well if you two keep arguing I think there's only one way to settle this" Leo says to smg4 and Mario  "oh god no" the two said together

War of the fat Italians 2015  let's begin
Leo pov

Round 1: Survive a Teletubbie and Toad Rave Party I would say none of them won that

Round 2: A Painting for Peach
They both lost

No one's pov
Round 3: Endure the Luigi Dance
"Ugh who keeps sending us this crap"

The "Running in the 90s" soundtrack is played as Luigi dances in the hallway of the castle. SMG4 and Mario are staring at him. The former is not impressed; the latter is about to snap

"You can do it Mario " Mario said to himself.Luigi eventually begins to "twerk" near Mario. Mario was whimpering and then eventually he freaks out and his head explodes. Mario and SMG4 are now in Whomp's Fortress. Mario still has no head

Round 4: WTF is a Sonic?
Ok even I don't know what the actual fuck is going on with this challenge

Round 5
Again I can't fucking explain it

Round 6 pizza
Basically mario and smg4 are being chased by chica

Round 7 don't get scared
They got scared

(Time skip)

Final round
Leo pov
It was a fucking mess to tell you the least
X kinda defiantly fucked up the last challenge so there's no decider but Mario got a wild hair up his ass and thought it would be just fucking fine to rap battle 

And. The rap starts like this

It's-a me, Mario
I'm the best, don't you see

There's nothing better in this world except spaghetti

You think you've got the grooves of Mario's moves?

I'm sorry, but you don't even compare with my man boobs!

Hey, I kick the Koopa ass

And I save the princess, that's my Peach

Imma number one, and you suck pingas b*tch!
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Well, I didn't know being a fatty was so cool
Humping that spaghetti while you sit and drool

You keep eating spaghetti, always wanting more

But sorry, not me, I'm SMG4

You're supposed to be plumbing, doing other crap instead

While you just sit at home with Luigi in bed
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You mother-(bleep)
What did you say?

Oh you dead now, imma make ya pay!

I'll get two chopsticks and shove them up your ass
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Uhh, no sorry, I think I'll pass
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You sit at home all day
On your PC like no end

You think that would explain why you have no girlfriend

You think you got swag?

Even if you're a hag?

Ha! Well, Mario's got it in the bag!
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Girlfriend? Are you kidding? That's just rude
Considering your girlfriend is just a puddle of food

Look at my followers, who doesn't love me?

{Why not subscribe? It's totally free)

I think I win this one, Mario buddy

Why not go home and hump some Teletubbies?
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Rap over

Let me tell you after they got done I wanted to and I quote blow my lungs out with 9mil

No one's pov

(But Mario was very angry not just because he could not think of anything else to say in his rap but also because of what SMG4 said for his last line.

" you motherfucker" Mario ran at SMG4 and started attacking him. SMG4 was freaking out and trying to fend him off. X shrugged his shoulders and leo and rose was laughing