:smg4:stupid mario sports mix

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Right now leo was watching Mario,toad,Steve and bowser
Which Mario and toad won by toad throwing the ball right into bowser face then scored and won

Swimming: yeah I don't wanna talk about that

Archery:Mario um fired an arrow up
In the air and it struck him right in the head.

Luigi fired his it uhh didn't get far

Wario 'fired' his arrow but it was revealed waluigi had a string tied to it and they still missed

Meggy then showed off by firing mutable arrows on the bullseye  "damn good job Meggy" Leo said to Meggy

before he fired his arrows and got near a bullseye each time

"bitch that was nothing, check this out! I was a native America in my past life"bob said said firing multiple arrows only getting one arrow stuck

"Holy shit I did It peach did you see that?!"bob asked peach

"Wow I'm impressed!keep it up bob" peach said walking away revealing she had an arrow stuck in her arm

Tennis: smg4 and Mario were loudly playing tennis and being weird as always

Snowboarding: mostly everybody were doing weird tricks

Bowling:bowser used his own shell to knock down the pins "what the fuck?" Leo asked himself before his ball rolled slowly and he got a strike he then looked at Steve which then used his body and got a strike bob kept getting gutter balls while boopkins were eating the balls "unless he has some sort of  advance corrosive stomach acid he's gonna have to the hospital" rose said "yep" Leo replied  Luigi was still freaking out and asked Mario for help 'don't know why' Mario then got his head out of the ball return which it looked really messed up Luigi then threw his ball which it came back and hit waluigi and caused Luigi to get a strike on everyone else's lane except his

Baseball: Leo and rose were sitting out watching this chaotic match which Meggy basicly hit a home run and moonwalked to the bases

American football:eh no

"Thank you everyone for showing off your skill in these sports!"peach said "I'm happy to say that i've come to a decision for a team... unfortunately you all suck as a team so I hired a professional team" she said walking out then turned around and gave them a middle finger "fuck all y'all go suck on a caterpillar dick"she said slamming the door "but but why?" Luigi said crying "cause she's a bitch" toad replied everybody was then understanding "oh makes senses" rose said

"uhm hey guys how about we go to get something I'll uhm just put it on my parents tab" Leo said "sounds good" "I hope they have lots of sphagheti" Mario said

Timeskip

Leo and rose were eating wings while the others were eating the stuff they chose the waiter then came over and showed the bill leo then spit out his drink coughing "heh are you ok leo" she then took a look at the bill "Jesus Christ Mario how many spaghetti did you order"rose asked Mario only to see him praticly swimming in spaghetti "heh your lucky I have money on me"Leo said putting cash in the bill hold the waiter picked it up and gave him a receipt "at least it's not thousands of dollars" Meggy reassured "yeah I thought you were gonna put this on someone else's tab "yeah I was but my parents would notice this big of a exchange and will probably think somebody stole the credit card" Leo explained

"what"Mario asked "I can't explain it to you Mario" Leo said

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