So here is the next chapter hope you like it:D
Percy updated his status~
Cuz he's a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater, one eyed one horned flying people purple people eater he looks quiet strange to me!-comments-
Dionysus: I'LL KILL YOU!
Percy Jackson: WHAT DID I DO!?!?!?!?!
Dionysus: That was a song that made fun of ME!
Percy Jackson: But you have two eyes, no hornes, you can't fly and you don't eat people...right?
Dionysus: Yes the evil minions were making fun of me. You also forgot that I am NOT purple.
Percy Jackson: You sure about that?
Leo Valdez updated his status~
I know I'm a bad infulence...
but...I'M FUN! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Percy Jackson: your not as bad an influence as the Stolls
Travis Stoll: Or A
Connor Stoll: S fun
Percy Jackson: Really your finishing each other's sentences? Wow, Travis you should just tell Katie that you love your brother already.
Travis Stoll: Your sick.
Connor Stoll: REALLY sick!
Katie Gardner: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Jason Grace: you are a horrible infulence
Leo Valdez: But.....
Jason Grace: and you look stupid doing it?
Leo Valdez: -______________________-
Percy Jackson: MY CHANCE! IT HAS COME! LOOK A WHALE! :3333333
Leo Valdez: Look an idiot!
Percy Jackson: you. suck.
Piper McLean: Leo, you are the worst influnce but yes you are fun.
LEO VALDEZ: I'M SO HAPPY MY NAME IS EVEN IN CAPS! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Piper McLean: April fools ;)
Leo Valdez: you suck.
Annabeth Chase has updated her status~
Did you know hippos look good in neon yellow bikinis?
Comment something weird and random! Just for the heck of it! :D
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Percy Jackson: When you look at your cat and it winks at you wink back it might be their signal for the doomsday!
Piper McLean: The cow drinks chocalate milk on the toilet at midnight!
Leo Valdez: SHOOLBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby!
Nico Di Angelo: BADA BOOM BADA BAM!
Thalia Grace: The Tardis is waiting in the parking lot, can I go now?
Travis Stoll: come near me I will bring out my pen!
Rachel Dare: The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edwar Collen
Connor Stoll: Pirates are cool!
Jason Grace: if two gooses are geese then why aren't two mooses meese?
Preator Reyna: and if two foots are feet then wouldn't it be feetball?
Octavian: Walrus! hahahahhahaha
Dakota: I hate lacross don't ask why.
Hermes: Luke I am your fatha! MAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Grover Underwood: I like toast, but tin cans is better
Clarrise La Rue: DO THE BARTMAN!
Malcom: I love pi 3.1455926535897932384
Tyson: The end of the world will because of the Neon Cat, not because of metros, they will just all fall by the bucket full from the sky in actuall buckets! I will then eat one and burp rainbows and live in the Iris cabin at Camp Half-Blood!
Percy Jackson: See, I told you it was true! :D
Annabeth Chase: -_- Percy, he wrote that to make you happy. Didn't you Tyson?
Tyson: sorry Percy, but I did.
Percy Jackson: :"( it's OK big guy if you don't beleive it then don't say it.
Iris: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I HAD A POPTART CAT BABY?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
Percy Jackson: Weirder things have happened ;)
So guys I want yall to comment your faviorite weird thing, or your own! Hope you guys like the story and find it somewhat amusing sorry for the late update though. I was watching Argo with my parents. So sorry again!
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