Leo updated his status~
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs
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Nico Di Angelo: WTD?!
Leo Valdez: B is for Basil assaulted by bears...
Percy Jackson: Uh....you okay Leo?
Leo Valdez: C is for Clara who wasted away.
Percy Jackson: Leo...what's wrong with you man?
Leo Valdez: D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.
Nico Di Angelo: Okay...something is really wrong with Leo right now...
Leo Valdez: F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leach. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug.
Frank Zhang: Okay Travis, you owe me fifty bucks! I said he would become a killer.
Leo Valdez: I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for Jake who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck by an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.
Percy Jackson: ANNABETH!!!!!!!!!!! HELP LEO IS CRAZY!!!!!
Leo Valdez: M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is fro Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.
Annabeth Chase: Neville died of ennui...what is ennui?!
Malcolm: Really Annabeth?! You have been hanging out with that kelp for brains to much. It is listlessness caused by boredom or depression.
Percy Jackson: I KNEW YOU COULD DIE OF BOREDOM!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT!!!!!!
Leo Valdez: S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor who squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice.
Annabeth Chase; Wait, I recoginze this.
Leo Valdez: X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick who head was knocked in. Z is for Zillan who drank too much gin.
Annabeth Chase: It's a book by Edward Gorey. He wrote these really fricked up stories. Leo is just copping out of them! Hahaha Leo very funny.
Percy Jackson: My question is: WHY DO YOU KNOW THESE!?!
Annabeth Chase: Well in the middle of winter it gets boring here. So just shut up Percy.
Percy Jackson posted a video to Leo's page~
Bob Ed Goats Help
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Iq6LA7sZI
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Leo Valdez: wat?
Percy Jackson: Watch the video it's funny!
Annabeth Chase: Leo what the duck was with that other post?!
Leo Valdez: What do you mean? I got on two minutes ago. I haven't been on for almost three days
Annabeth Chase: What about the Edward Gorey post? Just like ten minutes ago! You creeping everyone the duck out!
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Facebook (A Percy Jackson story) (Watty Award Winner 2013)
FanfictionJust random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and pl...
