Facebook (A Percy Jackson story) (Watty Award Winner 2013)

Chapter 59 Bored at school? Try some of these!

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Piper updated her status~

I'm bored, so here are 10 things to do when bored...you guys each give me ten more!

1.Speak in improper English like ain’t, and when the teacher corrects, nod like you understand and continue to speak improperly.
2.Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.
3.When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.
4.If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you.
5.When the teacher calls on you to answer the question, answer 'Two ’
6.Randomly raise your hand and say “The answer is three ”
7.Give your teacher a note that uses improper English and misspelled words. Have the note insisting that you are 'the most bestest’ in the class and demand to be moved up.
8.During a test, tell the teachers 'the voices’ are making you cheat
9.Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School.
10.Talk about the road kill squirrel you saw on your way to school. Say that it is your dinner. Talk in a redneck voice.

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Jason Grace:
11.Take out sock puppets and play with them, and occasionally have them grab your classmate’s hair. When the teacher looks, keep the sock on your hand and point to your classmate and tell the teacher that the classmate is attacking you with puppets
12.
If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously.
13.
If your teacher walks around the room during a test, raise your hand and tell the teacher that they are cheating off you.
14.
When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say 'I’ll never tell’ and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven’t been allowed to answer a question yet.
15.
Ask to go to the bathroom. Stay in your seat, and when asked if you are going, say 'I just did’
16.
Raise your hand and point to a person on the other side of the room. Insist that that person is cheating off you.
17.
Say that someone across the room is using their telepathic (mind-reading) abilities to cheat off of you.
18.
Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up and walk into the wall. Furrow your brow, glare at the wall and walk into it again. Smile sheepishly and then walk out the door.
19.
When coming back from bathroom, walk through the door. Then ask how you got there.
20.
Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class.

Percy Jackson:21. Meow and bark occasionally.
22.Hold your head and groan, then tell your teacher that your multiple personalities are fighting.
23.Walk into class and look around confused. Ask where you are, then say “Oh, this is school I thought this was McDonalds
24.Read a book, and when class starts, raise your hand and say that they are interrupting your reading
25.Stumble into class, slur your words and tell your teacher 'I swear to drunk I’m not God ’
26.Bring handcuffs into class and wear a plastic fake police badge. Tell your teacher that he/she is under arrest.
27.Walk into class with handcuffs on your wrist and say “Sorry for being late, I just broke out of prison.” (even if you aren’t late)
28.Meow to answer a question
29.Raise your hand and introduce everyone to your imaginary friend Bob. Then loudly whisper to Bob saying that you hate this class.
30.Chew gum in class. If teacher says 'I hope you brought enough for everybody’ take out packs of gum and start passing out gum.

Leo Valdez: 31.Smack gum loudly. When told to throw it out, take out the gum and hold in on your finger. Then insist you don’t have any gum, and put it back in your mouth.
32.
Stand up and introduce yourself at the beginning of class (even though everyone knows you). Inform everyone that you have had 'the problem’ for three years now. Then act confused and ask if the class is Alcoholics Anonymous.
33.
Shove your heaviest book off your desk. Repeat. Glare at someone else every time the teacher looks.
34.
Cry out randomly that everyone is against you.
35.
Tell your teacher there is a disturbance the Force
36.
Make a cone shape out of paper and glue red tissue paper to the top. Scribble/draw red and orange all over it. Wear it on your head and tell everyone that you’re a volcano.
37.
Tell your teacher you don’t need to do your homework because you’re skipping school tomorrow.
38.
Tell your teacher that you’re going to be sick tomorrow.
39.
In anything but foreign language class (if you have one), speak in a foreign language.
40.
Write 'Gullible’ on a piece of paper. Tape that piece of paper to the floor, ceiling, or chalkboard. Then tell everyone there is gullible written on the ___(floor ceiling or chalkboard). If they don’t believe you point, then say 'Made you look ’