Liar, Liar, the Mage's Desire Vol. 3 (Return of the Oumeno)

What's Behind The Mask? (4)

    Kokichi led Kiki and Kimiko up the stairs to the girls rooms because they begged him to escort them out of fear of running into Kiyo again. He led them to Kaede and Miu's room, where Miu was tinkering away at one of her inventions. 

   "Oh, Miiiuuuuuu!" Kokichi sang. 

   "The hell do you want, stick dick?!" Miu spat. "Can't you see I'm busy?!"

   "Woooow, that's no way to speak in front of two little girls," Kokichi said with a cheeky grin. Miu whirled around and saw Kiki and Kimiko. 

    "Who are they?" she spat.

    "This is Himiko's little sister, Kimiko, and this is my cousin, Kiki," Kokichi replied.

    "You mean there're two of you!" Miu cried, staring incredulously at Kokichi and Kiki. "As if one of you wasn't bad enough! What the hell do you even want?"

   "First of all, you're gonna build some weapons for us," Kimiko said. "And you're gonna stop cussing!"

    "Tuh...I ain't buildin' nothin' for you two little snots!" Miu scoffed. "And, you know what? I can cuss if I wanna, dammit! I ain't gonna stop because some midgets told me so! Besides, you two should try it sometime! You need to add some color to your vocabulary, ha-haaa!"

    "You better watch your mouth, Chestnut," Kiki warned, crossing her arms. 

    "Ch-Chestnut?! Why did you call me Chestnut?" Miu asked, raising a brow. 

    "Because if you don't control your mouth, we're gonna roast you on an open fire," Kiki replied. 

   "Nee-heehee...you'd better do what they say, Miu," Kokichi warned. "They annihilated Kaito earlier!" 

    "Ha ha haaa! You think I'm scared of some little kids?!" Miu cackled. "You two will probably start cryin' once you get your candy taken away! Go back to suckin' your binkies and drinkin' your bottles, ya little shitheads!" Kimiko turned to Kiki, her eyebrows raised.

    "Did she just call us that?" she asked.

    "Oh, yes, she did!" Kiki replied.

    "Oh, no, she didn't!" Kimiko said.

    "I heard it with my own ears," Kiki replied, swiveling her head. 

    "Well, she's about to hear it from us with her own elephant-sized ears," Kimiko said as she and Kiki glared at Miu, with ammunition in their guns.

   "Pink suits you well," Kiki started. 

     "Ha! That's not an insult, ya little moron!" Miu said. 

    "It makes you look like a pig, which, coincidentally, is what you are," Kiki finished with her sarcastic grin.