Tu aur main

chapter 12.

Rishi

Yeah I know I'm an asshole for being late to the date. But it isn't like I deliberately planned it. But I'm not a total asshole alright I mentioned it to her beforehand about it and I got her the flowers handpicked by yours truly but it's whateves.

Literally bare minimum.

It's rare nowadays okay?

We talked nonsense until the food arrived and I noticed that the waiter was checking my baby out. Oh hell no.

"Thank you for bringing the food for me and my girlfriend. Bohot pyaari hai meri jaan. Kitni cute haina. Haye pehli nazar pe mar gaya tha ispe." I said trying to make the waiter jealous. Whereas, Siya was giving me an incredulous look.

"Cute toh hai." The waiter said while blushing.

This caused both of us to snap our head at him.

"Umm bye bro tu mera boyfriend nahi hai toh ghur na band kar aur jaa yaha se. Aur vaapis cute bola toh dekh lena." Siya remarked.

Murmuring a quick sorry the waiter left.

I chuckled but stopped when I saw the glare she was sending my way. I just put a spoonful of biryani in my mouth and chose to look away.

"Tu bhi kuch kam nahi hai. MeRi JaAn KiTnI pYaArI hAi. Chup chap bol sakta tha usko ki ghurna band kar but nahi bhai sahab ko toh alag he nashe hai." She mimicked as she shoved a spoon of biryani in her mouth. Veg biryani that too. Yes I ordered veg biryani for her because she doesn't eat non-veg. But who is going to tell her there is no such thing as veg biryani.

"Sorry na muje laga main flirt kar raha tha toh sharma ke bhaag jayega. But saala harami nikla. Aaj kal ke launde alag he hai." I replied.

"Chal chal have tu bhi unme se he ek hai."

"But main acha wala version hu." I said confidently.

"Defective wala version hai tu." She retorted.

She sure knows how to boost my ego.

We continued our ever so amusing bantering throughout the dinner. Once we finished with the food she spoke up.

"Anyways meri baat sun." She said I could see her getting a bit nervous.

"Suna na." I said diverted my attention from the food to her.

She dranked water and said," wohshaadikeliyemerihaahai."

I just looked at her blankly. " Thoda insaano jaisa bol toh muje samaj aaye."

"Woh shaadi keliye meri haa hai." She looked as me anticipating my reaction.

"Ohh. OHH! Mazak nahi kar rahi na?" I looked at her skeptically.

"Nahi baba."

"YESS I could kiss you right now. Nach ne ka mann ho raha hai." I am beyond happy right like you don't get it. I have always liked the idea of arranged marriage. It's because in this sort of marriage it's like a beginning of new friendship which slowly turns into something as beautiful as love. It's like getting a bestfriend and a life partner. Love marriages also have that but it's not as exciting as arranged marriage now is it?

It is.

Shut up lemme have my moment.

"Please don't, woh waiter hume bahar fake dega." She commented, her voice laced with amusement.