💜 SMG3's Gay Thoughts 💜

💀💜Gay thought #55💜💀

Dear Diary,

Today is a chill day. The kids are playing outside by sliding together and having a snowball fight or targeting people that walk by. Little rascals but we love them anyway. I haven't received any messages from SMG4 but maybe he's too busy with his career at the moment before the holidays arrive. Not even a good morning text...Meh I shouldn't worry about it too much. 

While the kids are playing outside, I'm wrapping presents. You may be curious what I got for my friends? I think you'll like what I got them for Christmas. For Meggy, (yes, I decided to get her something-) is two pins, one is a cute squid shaped holding a splattershot gun and the other is a splat bomb. For my idiot avatar Mario, is an alien plushie that looks like his old friend Greg and a picture frame of me, SMG4 and Mario smiling at the camera while side hugging together.....Don't ask who took it. For Beeg, is a box full of cookies and a small fluffy blanket. For my precious son Eggdog, we already knew about the baked bean plushie but I also got him an adorable bowtie. I'm squealing right now- 

And finally, for my stinkiest yet sweet baby boy SMG4 is quite a lot actually. A donut cushion for his office chair, (Pretty obvious where this is going) a customize notebook so he can write down his video ideas or his thoughts, a vanilla scent body wash because he's stinky as fuck and lastly, this is my personal favorite, is the drawing that I drew on my notebook of us back from the casino heist with colors and at the bottom of the corner page it said "From the bottom of my emo heart, I love you SMG4. Merry Christmas!" with my signature and add two hearts. 

~SMG3

{Finishes wrapping the presents then puts Christmas gift supplies away before my kids enter the coffee shop and hides the presents. Go back to the front to be greeted by SMG4 covered in snowballs with an unamused look and happy beans rolling around inside. Giggles then gets closer to him and gives a peck on his cheek.}