💀💜Gay thought #86💜💀

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Dear Diary,

Day 14 of sighs snowtrapped. Yeah yeah I said it. Happy? Well I'm not so this is my story and not yours! It was a close call but the winner is the second igloo. We examine the oh so familiar ice blocks while our bodies trembling and by the look at it, it's just a fucking igloo like, what do you expect? Anygay we enter our "shelter" and surprisingly, there's no death threat or anything, only a nice welcoming home. It's sizable to fit us all since there's a bedroom, kitchen, a bathroom and a small living room which it's cozy and I like it. "I...I thought it's gonna be worse but this isn't too bad right?" SMG4 is amazed about the decor interiors and smiles proudly. "Yeah you're right, I really like it! We can finally get plenty of rest and figure our way out later!" I nod in agreement until we hear our stomach growling, begging for food desperately and we chuckle nervously. Oh right, when was the last time that we ate a proper meal? Time to find out what's inside the fridge! While my bb explores the rooms, I open the fridge to see some fresh fruits and vegetables, milk, eggs, some condiments, juice, red wine, cheeses- Wait red wine? Hmmm this gives me an idea for being romantic with SMG4. Let's start with an appetizer and I'll keep searching for ingredients later. I grab the bottle of wine, grapes and cheeses then place it on the counter and go through the cabinets for wine glasses. My stinky's ears perk up when he hears the glasses clink together and look at me with curious eyes. "SMG3? Found anything yummy?" I look back at him by showing him what's on the counter and smiles. "Oh I found something even better my love, how about a nice toast for our bravery in this madhouse?" SMG4 blushes and feels excited to share this moment with me.

We sip our alcohol beverage respectfully and eat our cheese plate with red grapes. We're having a nice conversation and come out with a plan to sweet escape the death rooms and continue our road trip peacefully. The stress and anxiety simmer down as we enjoy our company like we're back home at the Showgrounds, love our cute romance date inside of an igloo without any disturbance and we can finally be ourselves together. I really miss my precious son Eggdog...I hope he's doing well. Always thinking about you my sweet boy...What about the gang? Mario...Thank god he isn't with us because I will strangle him a lot with no doubt with his stupidity and put it along with SMG4...it's a chaotic meme mess...Unfortunately he's our idiot avatar so we have no choice but to watch over and protect his infinite fatass. Who else? Oh right Meggy...the most badass squid...ehhh she's alright but could be worse. We both love weapons, however she can't cook for shit. For the rest of the group, I really don't know. It's an urge to not hang out with them but deep down, they see me as their friends...I'll....make up for it. Not all the time but slow progress...Time goes by and I'm cooking my homemade vegetable soup. SMG4 is staring at me lovingly while sitting down patiently and keeps sipping his wine. "What's cooking good looking?~" Wh- Excuse me?? My bb was flirting with me? Don't tell me it's because of the alcohol effect or else I'm gonna keep myself safe.

We devour our meal like there's no tomorrow like damn, we were starving! I keep thinking the way SMG4 was hitting on me. Since this is technically a date, I'm gonna treat him royalty. After all, he's my sweet and adorable blueberry prince. We finish our soup happily, rubbing our now full belly and giggling heartily. My big dead meme brain pops up an idea to continue our date and let's pray that it works. I lean in closer to his face, caress his soft cheek and whisper seductively. (Omelette du fromage~) "How about a nice bubble bath to wash our stinkiness away? We probably smell like sweats and shits. Plus, we can relax with a cuddle. What do you say my stinky love?~" SMG4 blink as I'm watching his cheeks get warmer and pinker and let out a giggle. "Oh you silly emo boy...I love your voice so much! Keep talking please...?" Well put money in my gayass because I think he's drunk. Damn, he's lightheaded... I ask him again and this time, I really don't know if a yes or a no? I'll let you guys vote for it.

~SMG3

{Poll #5, This is what SMG4 said "What is love? Baby don't hurt me~ Never give you up, never let me down~ I don't know but you are such a kawaii tsundere...I need some milk-"}

Yes?

No?

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