💜 SMG3's Gay Thoughts 💜

💀💜Gay thought #62💜💀

Dear Diary,

Today I'm minding my own business at my coffee shop by cleaning my precious bombs until Meggy bursts in with her little gremlin face and points at me."Yooo Three! We're hanging out together, like it or not!" She giggles while feeling excited as I stare at her like "Girl I didn't have my coffee yet, calm down squid-'' and sigh. First I hung out with Mario and now Meggy? Don't tell me that I'm going to spend time with the rest of the crew in the future...This is torture...

We're walking outside side by side, making our way to her place while I'm carrying her present and now that I think about it, how is this ginger girl taller than me? I feel so...intimidated for no reason like, this isn't fair! I'm looking at her head to toe then facing away from her with a hint of jealousy and holding her present tightly. Meggy noticed and gave me a head pat to calm me down. "Awww what's wrong? There's nothing wrong with being short!" I swear I'm going to break her kneecaps soon or later.-

We entered her home and it's nice. Apparently she has a fat orange cat named Loaf so I pet and smile at them. She shows me around and offers me some very bad quality and gross looking muffins that look like hell. I declined immediately (and respectfully) and told her to open my gift instead. Without hesitation, she nods as she takes her gift from my hands and opens it instantly. Meggy gasps then stares at the cute pins with a squeal and a grin. She attaches them on her beanie right away and feels proud while looking at the mirror.

~SMG3

{Chuckles then is about to give her two thumbs ups but she interrupts my action by giving me a bear hug, thanking me a lot and saying that I'm such an amazing friend. Blushes slightly then hugs back slowly and rubs her back gently until I smell something burning. The kitchen is completely on fire as we both look dumbfounded and I sigh heavily. "God damnit ginger squid...".}