💜 SMG3's Gay Thoughts 💜

💀💜Gay thought #53💜💀

Dear Diary,

You may wonder how we got out from being snowtrapped yesterday? Let me explain to you what happened and no, we didn't go ANY FURTHER YOU DIRTY MINDED FREAK! We only did a make out session and that's it! Oh great, my face is heated up by thinking about it...Okay, I'm sidetracking right now so no more distraction!

After our hot make out session, I look at the time and it reads 12:45 am on my phone. SMG4 is already falling asleep on my chest, cuddling me and listening to my gentle heartbeat. It's pretty adorable so I pet his messy hair while scrolling through my phone for any news from the crew to get us out of the snow. I have a message from Mario and oh boy, do I really need to tell you what he wrote? According to my fat Italian avatar dumbass, he said "S-EMM-GEE-3! Congratz 4 b gae 2 S-EMM-GEE-4! :D". I roll my eyes playfully and turn off my phone. I'm praying that there will be a miracle soon as I bring blankets closer to us, kiss SMG4's head and close my eyes slowly to drift into sleep.

We woke up to the sound of a bulldozer making loud noises and shaking the coffee shop like it's an earthquake. We both got out of the couch and looked outside to see Mario riding on the bulldozer, spinning himself on his seat with his mustache growing bigger with a smile and clearing out the snow. Finally, the idiot did something useful! Our eyes are like cute cats and grin happily of excitement as we watch Mario finish his job. Me and SMG4 didn't need to think twice as we dashed out of the cafe and enjoyed the breeze of fresh air. Mario gets out of the bulldozer and waves at us happily, saying "Hello!".

~ SMG3

{Me and SMG4 look at Mario surprised but we're in a good mood so we hug him tightly and thank him a lot by jumping up and down happily. Mario is still smiling like an idiot and hugs back while celebrating together (clearly he doesn't know why) and says "Can Mario have some spaghetti now?"}