💜 SMG3's Gay Thoughts 💜

✨️💙Gay thought #106💙✨️

{SMG3's side note: Just let you know, no I'm not gonna write the whole yesterday video because that will take me forever and never ending typing. But I had fun making the top tier with SMG4! Even tho it felt like a Wednesday video instead and definitely not scripted- Oh well look at the time! Dying time! I mean- Story lore time! Everyone's favorite! :3}

Dear Diary,

Alright so we're back on our feet again! We need to stop TV Adware from choking Three asap! You guys voted for the BLJ! I'm so proud of my sexy fans! Mario's eyes lit up happily and looked at me with a jolly smile and mustache is thicker and fluffier? Now I'm curious to pet it to feel the soft sensation of Mario's facial hair but I shake it off and smirks at him instead.

"BLJ?"

"Yes Mario, BLJ-"

Mario is already starting to make his "Mario noises and action" for the BLJ with lightning speed as I'm grabbing onto his arm tightly and praying that it's gonna break the shield and reach them! We take off full speed and I scream like a panic bi girl while Mario let out his signature "Wahoooo!" proudly.

We break the shield successfully into broken glasses so that's a relief! Buuut the bad news is we bounce off of it and we're returned to the bottom of the floor while I'm striking a gay pose and Mario faceplate with a shaky thumbs up. The tower is defenseless and this is our chance to beat it! While we're breaking the shield, TV Adware looks shocked, releases his grip from Three's neck and sees us with a frustrated TV screen.

"MY SHIELD! I WORKED SO HARD TO PROGRAMMED IT AND NOW YOU SHATTERED INTO MILLION PI-"

Three punches the back of the TV's head to drop on their knees strongly, unties the cloth around his mouth and snickers.

"Jokes on you, I can make a better robot machine than your sorry metal ass."

Me and Mario's face lit up seeing SMG3 is okay and he can finally cooperate with us!

Too bad I couldn't save him like a princess...carrying him in bridal style, explosion behind us in cool guys don't look at explosion style, Mario is holding TV Adware's head, thinking that it's a new microwave for his house and can't wait to show it off to his dear brother Luigi. Maybe I can... I need to use my big brain for it! My thoughts were interrupted by TV Adware's shriek, more static noises and the tower was rumbling madly. The music stops, a lot of steam comes out from the machine and everything is all red and threatening with bombs, spikes and of course missiles.

"THIS ISN'T OVER YET!"

"Dude, I'm- we're gonna end your whole career once for all!"

"OH REALLY? YOU THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER SMG3?"

The villain smirks at Three then grabs his tied up ankles and pins him down. Their face look more insane with the glitchiness, losing the color, their eyes are dilated with twitching head and laugh hysterically. SMG3 squeaks, notices their position, stares back at them with an uneasy look on his face and makes a concerned sound. This is like Peter Griffin all over again but worse!

Meanwhile for us, watching the scene once again with our jaws dropped. What's up with TV Adware's obsession over my girlfriend?? I'm not getting away from that! Nobody hurt my bbg!

"S Emm Gee 3 is gonna suck into the TV screen! WAAAAAAAAA-"

"I- uhhhhh ahaha ehhh hope that's not the case-"

Oh shooting star meme I REALLY need to do something or else Three is so gonna die! What we didn't expect is that the bombs are rolling towards us, fusing and ready to go boom boom like SMG3 would say lovingly. We're in trouble but who's important to be safe? Me and Mario with bombs or Three being pinned down by TV Adware itself? This is getting so intense that I might shit my pants.-

~SMG4

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{Poll # Kaboom! We're so dead! Looks like we're in a stinky situation, who should we save first?}

Save SMG3!

Save SMG4 and Mario!