💜 SMG3's Gay Thoughts 💜

💀💜Gay thought #94💜💀

SMG3's note: The story lore will be on hold once again because this weekend I'm gonna write the episodes of this week. Today I'm writing the Wednesday one and tomorrow is the Saturday one! (If I'm in the video obviously) Oh look, it's not reading SMG4's search history time! Chuckles nervously and smirks. Anygay stay awesome! Later losers!

Dear Diary,

Today I decided to stream today since it's been a while and I'm busy with my coffee shop business.I closed the shop for streaming time since ya know, I need a small break for it and I missed my viewers. I set things up on my computer, making sure everything is all good, pet my sleeping Eggdog on his cushion and I should be ready to go! Hmmm I feel like I'm missing something...(SMG- No stop it me!) Why of course! A drink! A streamer always has a drink beside them! Plus I need to borrow my bb's credit card to buy missing supplies for the shop before reopening tomorrow. Why you may ask? I paid for his last groceries because Mario ate them all. He really needs to ban fatass from entering the kitchen as long as someone is with him to supervise...Definitely not Meggy! These two in the kitchen are chaotic...Oh well, time to head out and visit my favorite blue man! (I'm stealing Meggy's nickname for my Four! Deal with it!) I take my phone, kiss my precious boy's head goodbye and leave my home.

Why does everytime I enter the castle, I have bad feelings? Please don't remind me of...H I M. I text my stinky but no response. Maybe he didn't see it and he's too focused on his work. I open the door, look through my phone and enter the room. "Yo SMG4, can I borrow that-" Huh? I put my phone down with a shocked face, seeing Mario on Four's computer, looking like he came out from a RPG game, slowly turning around to face me. How can this happen to me twice now? First...ugh...Peter Griffin and now my own idiot avatar... I'm trembling in fear, hands up showing that I'm harmless- Wait, why is the room getting dark and only one light on? Drama or spooky effect for sure...The more I stare at Mario, he looks...not that bad. "Looking good bro." I do the finger guns at him and smile. I think he likes my compliment so he throws a pink can at my head and I catch it to read the label. Oh fuck yes! Don't mind if I do! I open the can, chug it and I transform into that weird dragon from that animated movie for kids. Now me and Mario can steal your girl! We're dancing together happily like a bunch of idiots and chase Birdo down.- That was such good pink lemonade! I wonder if there's more? Not gonna steal some from SMG4 hehe oh noooooo!-

Welp I'm back to normal and at my desk with a drink with me. If Mario was in SMG4's room then where is he? I place the can by my side for later. Alright time to play Shrek Online while streaming! Man, I missed this game so much! I begin the stream, announcing that I'm still alive and explain to my delicate viewers what happened to me recently. I should start making a schedule for my stream and coffee business and write down my availability. I'm having so much fun! I have a big smile on my face, reading the chat and this brings back good memories!...Well not the 24 hours stream...Let's forget about that. Oh right I should tell them something! "And remember to help support my fundraising efforts!" My goal of the donation is that my viewers give me cash! I'll use that cash to uhh...maybe for my future wedding? Another gift for SMG4? To survive financially because everything is god damn expensive nowadays? You pick. I'm "broke" and I need da money. I'm getting thirsty so I take a small break to sip soda happily until suddenly the donation jingles play and WHAAAAT!? MARIO DONATED 999,999,999,999$!? I grin excitedly, do a happy dance on my gaming chair then grab my phone to take the picture of the donation. THIS IS THE BEST STREAM OF MY LIFE!! <3

~SMG3

{Ends the stream enthusiastically, lays down in bed, rolling slightly back and forth of excitement and giggles while hugging my phone. It rings, looks up and sees my stinky is calling me and answers gladly. We chatted for a bit and I thanked him for his generous donation. SMG4 sighs and explains what really happened with Mario on his computer and searches through his search history. Smirks wider at the camera while hearing SMG4 saying "Hello? Bbg are you still here? You will give back my money right? I'm in debt thanks to Mario-" Hangs up and still snickers at my readers. Karma is a bitch Four...}