💜 SMG3's Gay Thoughts 💜

✨️💙Gay thought #76💙✨️

Dear SMG3's Diary,

Day 6 of the road trip with me! SMG4! :D I cannot believe I'm writing something on SMG3's sussy notebook. This is like, I've always wanted to look inside of it but he told me that he trusted me...He never trusts anyone with his personal belongings (I mean, I saw his history browsers so uhh..) but I understand the fear of someone stealing his notebook away again isn't fun. So as a good boyfriend and meme guardian partner, I won't look into it...yet. Maybe just a peek...Who knows? Anyway, I'm trapped inside a nasty room, you know this reminds me of? That one spooky scary movie that likes to kidnap random strangers and trap them in a room (Just like me right now) and then there was a puppet that said "I wanna play a game..." on a TV and you need to play those '"games" to escape the death room. This is how I feel at this moment and I'm ALL ALONE! I'M GONNA DIE! I drop on the floor, rolling around back and forth and cry uncontrollably like a crybaby. My tears were out of control when suddenly, I heard a click sound from the door. Did...someone unlock the door for me?

I open the door slowly while holding the notebook tightly, looking to my left and right cautiously while I'm scared shitless and leave the room quietly. What I see is like a maze? There were arrows pointing in every direction like this is confusing for my big IQ brain but I follow them and hopefully I can get out of it asap! I really want to call SMG3 but I doubt he'll answer me so I need to keep going and praying for the meme god that nothing will jump on me and attack my sensitive ass! I'm too young to die! Oh Three, wherever you are, I hope you're okay and safe! I want to be in your arms and look at your beautiful ruby eyes, telling you how much I love you and kiss your soft lips again to get rid of all the negative thoughts...Oh shit, he's gonna read this-. MOving on! I somehow escaped the maze! That's right, I'm so cool hehe...I enter a room and the scene is horrifying! I see the corpses of the crew...all holding keys and a locked door...I hope these aren't really my friends...I step in as the door shut behind me loudly and I scream like a girly girl! I notice a note on Mario's dead body and pick it up to read it carefully. The note said "Pick one that it's the key to your heart :)"

The timer starts with a powerful buzz and it's only 1 MINUTE!? I panic while looking at all the keys to my "friends" corpses. Which one should I choose and what do you mean by "key to my heart"!? The clock is ticking and I really can't pick because I'm indecisive! If bbg was there with me, he'll slap me so hard to calm myself down! Suddenly, something slips out from SMG3's notebook as I look down and see a Uno reverse rainbow card. 5 seconds left on the timer as I pick the card up and have an idea with a smirk. Time's up when I hear a gunshot, pull out the Uno reverse card at the bullet and it works! The bullet turned around and destroyed the lock! OMG I'M SO HAPPY THAT I'M ALIVE! I burst into tears of happiness then kissed the card repeatedly and hugged it on my cheek. Thank you SMG3 so much for saving my life in this death situation with your gay card!! I'm going to kiss your entire face whenever I see your cute face again! While thinking about gay thoughts (Hehe) of my grumpy man, I exit out of the room proudly until I see two doors right in front of me...Oh no, this is bad...

~SMG4

{To be continued...}