Dear Diary,
Day 15 of snowtrapped partie deux. I look at SMG4 in bewilderment, scratching behind my head and see the screen of my phone with the results of the poll that we know clearly who's the winner by 100%. I hesitate...I don't want my romantic date being ruined by a lightheaded bb who isn't himself. Perhaps I can bathe him instead since I can smell his bad odor from miles away and he really needs one. Without any doubt, I picked SMG4 up like a child and carried him to the bathroom for a nice and cute bubble bath session. He giggles adorably and struggles to hold me back, so close to hit my face and smile like a drunk idiot. "Who is this handsooome maaan right heeere? Can I have your nuuumber?" He said that while poking my cheek playfully. I chuckle from his silliness and give a peck on his cheek. "We're dating dude..." SMG4 gasps loudly, his eyes are wider and looks dazed. "No waay...I'm dating the most handsooome man ever!?" I roll my eyes in amusement then settle him down on the toilet and prepare everything for the bubble bath. My stinky watches me with lovey dovey eyes and blushing cheeks like he's falling in love again while the bubble bath is complete and I lit the scented candles. "Alright time to clean your dirty ass!" He nods happily then stands up too quickly and undresses clumsily. I help him to make sure he doesn't do something stupid or hurt himself and puts inside the bathtub full of bubbles and the water is warm and steaming. "Join me ya sexyyyy beaasst~" SMG4 smiles flirtatiously as my face flustered and bonked his stupid head because I didn't like that nickname.
Washing a drunk SMG4 is such a pain in the ass! He won't stop dragging me into the bathtub, clinging into my arms while I'm trying to clean him, having mood swings every 5 seconds and it irritates me a lot. Oh yeah, he always unbuttoned my overall straps every goddamn time! Clingy and whiny drunk SMG4 is the WORST. I need to sober him up before bedtime...I really can't take this anymore and no alcohol for my bb FOREVER. Bath time is over, my drunk boyfriend is in his pajamas, hugging my back like a monkey while I'm looking for painkillers inside the bathroom cabinet. So much for being on a romantic date... I should try again but not in the dangerous zone while the main villain is watching and manipulating us with their sick twisted games. I sigh of relief that I found painkillers and drag myself to the bedroom with a tipsy idiot on my back. I grab the back of his pajama shirt tightly and yeet him in bed forcefully. "Stay right there mister! I'll be back!" I leave the room for a second to hear SMG4 whimper as I refill water into a cup and come back to see him taking a picture of his d- OH MY DEAD MEMES WHY!?
After SMG4 takes the painkiller and drinks plenty of water, we're cuddling in bed as I'm stroking his messy hair gently while my half drunk bb is kissing my neck happily. It tickles so I giggle and he continues doing so. "Four stooop, it tickles!" He giggles back then goes up to my chin to place more kisses until he touches my beard with his lips and grins. "Threeee! Your beard is so...smooth!" Without hesitation, he kisses my entire face repeatedly while I'm in shock and lets him be silly. My pink blushes appear as I close my eyes and enjoy bb's kisses with a small smile. What an interesting event inside of an igloo...Whatever happens in the igloo, stay in the igloo. I learned my lesson of no alcohol beverages on our future dates and it's banned from my existence....Unless it's our wedding and honeymoon. Shit I want to propose to him! That's the whole point of the road trip! I really need to plan things out earlier and not at the last minute...Hold on, I know I promised to SMG4 of not snooping his journal parts inside of my sussy notebook but...why did he need to write it down in MY diary?? Eventually I'll end up reading it but should I? The kisses are over as I see SMG4 sleeping peacefully on my neck and drooling on me. Oh he's gonna hate me if he finds out about it...
~SMG3
{Poll #6, I might regret it later but should I read SMG4's diary?}
Yes! Know his deep secrets! c:<
No! Poor SMG4! :'c
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