Dear Diary,
Day what's 9+10 of snowtrapped partie huit. The Chain Chomp is still on my beautiful sensitive ass! We're sprinting as fast as we can but we need a quick plan! I checked the vote on my phone and everyone said to ask Classic Three for answers. I mean sure Mario witnessed this situation with me multiple times but again, he's a dumbass. Let's see if Classic can come up with a good plan! "Classic! Any ideas on how to get rid of the Chain Chomp??" Classic looks at me for a bit then does a thinking face while Mario looks offended that I didn't ask him first. "Hey! What about Mario!? I've been through this a lot with you before!" I groan heavily. "Okay what's your plan then?" His eyes blank out and his pupils spin around and inhale. "I got nothing-" I facepalm hard. Go figures... he just wants to be involved...My legs are getting weak from running a lot. Please hurry up Classic! My eyes widen to see the end of the path, a giant hole! Oh this is baaad! "CLASSIC PLEASE I DON'T WANNA DIE!" I shouted desperately then suddenly, Classic grabbed me and Mario, held us tightly like we're babies and did a long jump to the other side of the hole. I can't look! I bury my face on Classic's shoulder, praying that we make the jump while Mario screams uncontrollably and Classic Three look confident and grin cockily. Behind us, the Chain Chomp tries to stop himself from falling into the hole but fails, hearing the famous Kirby fall into the pit scream meme and we hear pure silence after it.
Classic lands on the ground successfully, out of breath, releases us and drops to his knees. Me and Mario are stunned that we're still alive and Classic saved us. Good job readers! I know I can count on you guys! "Mama mia! Sexy me did it!" Mario celebrates a little before he collapses and mumbling about him being tired. I chuckle with a smile, stare at Classic then without thinking, I hug him to his level. I can feel his body jump from the sudden hug, his cheeks turning pink and still trying to catch his breath. "Thank you for saving us Classic, you're amazing..." I pull back to look at my cute speechless partner. He blinks a few times and clears his throat. "Don't get used to it, that's a one time thing!" I giggle, such a tsundere...but he's my tsundere. "Stop giggling idiot! I should've dropped you and fatass into the hole with the Chain Chomp!" I smirk. "You didn't because you care about us~" Classic didn't like my teasing because he bonked my head with his fist and huffed. It's still classic or modern SMG3 no matter what. It's so cute and silly. "Are you two done being gay?" We both turn our heads towards Mario who does the "paint me like one of those French girls" pose and snicker. Classic's head is boiled, looking pissed off while I rub my now bruised head and blush a bit. Eventually I need to tell Mario about me and Three's relationship but if I do that, Three will kill Mario then me! Oh right...My girlfriend doesn't kill anymore. Torture will be more his style, I would love being tied up by him, feel his hands tracing around my torso teasingly and do naughty things to me while I beg for it.- OH SHIT MY BAD READERS! SKIP THAT PART PLEASE! FUCK ME! NO, NOT LITERALLY! AAAHHHH! (Ayo? Valentine's Day special teaser? 😏)
We're done taking a break from running away and continue our journey to find my Three. Now that I'm thinking about it, what's gonna happen to Classic? Will he go back to his timeline? Stick with us? Having two SMG3 will be...interesting. Same goes with the two of me...My face reddens from random thoughts popping out in my mind. Ugh why am I like this!? SMG4 keep it together! Mario notices my red face and sly smiles. "S Emm Gee 4 is having gay thoughts!" Classic sees my state and rolls his eyes of annoyance. "I would love to see your head explode anytime soon." Bruuuh this duuude! He thinks he's so funny! "Okay gayass, your heart explodes whenever you see me" He squints at me and looks offended. "That's not true! Who wants you as a lover!?" Me and Mario didn't hesitate, pointing at him and saying "You." Classic grunts and avoids eye contact with us. "I'd rather stab your heart than falling in love with you..." Ouuuch! I forgot how cruel Classic Three can be. My heart aches a little from his comment but moving on. I was so close to telling Classic the meme about "So no head?" but I don't want him to attack me and Mario watch us with popcorn. We entered a cave and the view was amazing! There's a waterfall, mushrooms are glowing in the dark, stars sparkle above us and the water is steaming warm. It's...gorgeous...If only my Three was there with me, he would love to take a swim and relax. We do need to loosen up so this might be an opportunity for it? I bet we're covered in sweats and stinks. So why not? This might refresh us well.
~SMG4
{Poll #11, Should we take a nice swim and relax before continuing our adventure? I might think about my SMG3 a lot...}
Yes! Treat yourself! You deserve it boys!
No! Don't treat yourself! You don't deserve it idiots!
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💜 SMG3's Gay Thoughts 💜
Short StoryA POV of SMG3 when he wrote his sussy notebook! Come read his diary with plenty of cute and funny moments! A lot of references from videos and a lot of, well gay thoughts! This is gonna be a very short story telling and including the ship SMG34 💜💙...
