💜 SMG3's Gay Thoughts 💜

✨️💙Gay thought #97💙✨️

Dear Diary,

Day 22 of snowtrapped partie neuf. We stare at the beautiful hot spring with the waterfall. This is a beautiful place for a romantic date...Oh Three I know I keep writing this but please be okay and come back to me again! "Oi! Stop thinking about your gay lover and let's dive in!" Mario looks annoyed and Classic yawns of boredom. Oh right! Everyone wants us to relax but one problem...make it two actually. One, we don't have spare clothes and two, no towels. "Uhh we have a small problem guys...we don't have anything to dry ourselves-." Mario frowns, cries over Classic's shoulder and sniffles. "Ooooh the horror!" I watch Classic pat Mario's back for sympathy and sigh heavily.- Wait, THE Classic Three shows SYMPATHY!? Did we...break him!? My mouth opens slightly, blinks a lot because I couldn't believe what I'm seeing right now and freezes up. He notices my Pikachu stare, shoves Mario away from him then turns his back against me and crosses his arms grumpily. Awww such soft grumps... I wanna hug his back, lay my chin on his shoulder and tell him how I love him teasingly but I bet he'll throw me into the hot spring and leave me behind so let's not do that. "Don't think about it." Wow, he read my mind but I do wanna tease him so badly! You know what my big mouth does? "Awww is someone being a cute little softie boy over there?~" As soon as I said that, Classic grips the collar of my blue shirt tightly, brings our faces closer and stares at me with angry eyes with red cheeks. "Call me softie one more time and I'll end your miserable life!" I snicker. "Well acTuaLLy I called you a cute little softie so-" He dislikes my response because his grip is getting tighter around my neck and groans frustratedly. "You are such an IDIOT! I cannot believe Modern me didn't kill you for a long time!" I smirk wider and giggle. "I have bad news for you, killing isn't his thing anymore. He tried to end me but he couldn't because he lo-changed a lot." Classic looks flabbergasted and blinks until Mario interrupts us. "Are you two gonna make out and have a baby now?"

We discussed with each other that we shouldn't go for a swim but find a spot to relax. Sorry readers, we failed you but maybe in the future diary with Three? Who knows. Man, I love breaking the fourth wall. Now I understand why Three loves it. Anyga-WAY, we're taking a nice stroll to the cave, Mario sings happily about shipping me and Three, Classic still looks stunned from earlier and I'm trying to calm down for it too. While taking a deep breath, I sense Classic's nervousness beside me. Damn, I think we indeed broke him. I place my hand on his shoulder gently and rub a bit. "Are you okay dude? You look nervous all of sudden.-" "How much did I change?" That caught me off guard, I thought he'd push my hand away from him, calling me names and being a grumpy tsundere but no, he was...concerned about his future self...I gulped and answered his question calmly. "Well with your new redesign and new home, you have changed quite a bit even since we defeated Zero." He tilts his head and raises a brow. "New...home?" I nod and smile. "Yup! You moved to Showgrounds close to my castle to open your own coffee shop since we rescued your sussy notebook (Which I'm currently writing on but he doesn't need to know that) from the heist! You were super happy to be close to your friends...but especially me~" I smirked at the last part to see his reaction and uh oh, I didn't like the silent treatment that he's giving to me...Mario listens to our conversation and jumps in. "Yeah! I remember that S Emm Gee 3 and I watched NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEMES TOGETHER!" He grins like a happy boy as Classic is speechless and I giggle while squeezing his shoulder for comfort. "Don't worry dude, you have a brighter future and if we do find my Three, you can ask him questions!" His cheeks turn pink and look away from embarrassment. Mario's smile widened and poke Classic's cheek playfully. "OoooOOooOo sexy emo Mario is blushing!"

Our conversation is over with Mario having a bruise on his forehead thanks to Classic's anger issues and finally finding a good place to relax. We sit down, Mario eats a random cave rock, hearing his teeth shattered and smile like a gummy bear. "Very tasty!" Me and Classic roll our eyes at our avatar's ignorance then out of nowhere, Three puts his head on my shoulder, feeling sleepy and his eyes are about to close soon. OMGOMGOMG THIS IS TOO CUTE! STFU ME I SOUND LIKE A SIMP NOW! I blush from the unusual interaction with Classic and lay my head on him. "You can rest dude...I'll keep an eye on Mario." He mumbles something that I didn't hear from him and dozes off. Mario sees us and decides to join in by sitting on my lap like a stupid child. "Mario will be S Emm Gee 3 and 4's baby now! Congratulations!" I smack behind Mario's head and shush him. "Be quiet! Let's not wake him up!" My "new idiot baby" whines like one, leaning his side on me and yawns. "Imma tired. Nighty night S Emm Gee 4!" My mouth opened to say something but he already fell asleep and snores loudly. Well nice, two people are sleeping on me...Am I that comfy like a bed? Let's not test that theory...I look at the view once again, wishing that Three is with us, escape this torture chambers, back into our RV to drive back home with a nice cup of coffee and Mario is doing something dumb. I miss Showgrounds, my friends, my memes, my computer, my pet (I'm such a terrible father) and most of all...SMG3.

~SMG4

{SMG3's note: Hello readers! Side note, tomorrow is Valentine's Day so I might write a one shot of me and SMG4 being wholesome and naughty boys. Let's see if I really "feel" it about going into a lot of details but I'll try my best! Also if there's an episode tomorrow, I'll write about it. Thanks for reading and get ready for a hot session shortly! Later losers!}