💜 SMG3's Gay Thoughts 💜

💀💜Gay thought #95💜💀

Dear Diary,

Today, I was the better host for SMG4 news broadcast! We're sitting next to each other, sending funny and wholesome memes as we smile through our phone screen until we don't realize that we're live now.- Our faces blushed, looked shocked then yeet our phone to the opposite ways and introduced ourselves. While SMG4 tells the story, I'm preparing myself to tell the great news about my coffee shop! It's pretty exciting! I turn the camera towards me and look confident. "Alright! It's time for some BETTER and more important news now! This just in! SMG3's Coffee N Bombs cafe is having a 1% off sale! Let's go to Eggdog who can tell you all about it!" My bb wasn't happy about advertise my coffee shop but I don't give a FUCK! Look how adorable Eggdog is with his microphone and explain to everyone about my cafe! Buuuut SMG4 ruined by kicking the screen off! Me me angy to bb! "Hey!! That ad– coughs –news report, was very hard to make!!" This blueberry bitch ignores me and continues broadcasting while I'm being a grumpy baby man. Sometimes I wonder why I agreed to this...But wait, this is my chance! I leave SMG4 behind by exiting the building, running to the mass shooter area, grabs the camera facing me and tries again. "AND IF YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DO WHILE YOU'RE IN JAIL, WHY NOT COME DOWN TO SMG3'S COFFEE N BOMBS!?! WE HAVE A 1% SALE GOING ON RIIIIIIIIGHT–" The camera turns off, which hopefully my "news report" works once again, go back to the building to join SMG4...OooooO it's the weather time! I know exactly how to prank Boopkins! Hehehehe...

As Boopkins announced the weather to different places and felt bad about that one desert town as he water the green screen, I changed the temperature to 160 degrees and added a flaming hot fire. I snicker, trying not to burst into laughter until SMG4 notices me, (senpai~) telling me to stop it, launch himself at me and start fighting. We can hear Boopkins cries about murder innocent people while we're pressing buttons with our bodies while brawling. My stinky tied me up on a chair far away from the camera while he carried over the news again. If I was in a good mood, I would say kinky but now I'm a super grumpy baby boy! During the time he announced the breaking news, I untied myself (Can't tell, it's a secret), went behind the machines and got ready to surprise everybody at home watching on their laptop. I hear SMG4 bi panic about my disappearance, yelling to cut into commercials as I sprint to the camera, jumpscare like I'm an animatronic and slap my coffee logo sign into it until we lose signal. "Welcome back, it's now time for SMG3's special report. Our story tonight will delve into a...very serious topic....Is SMG4 actually funny?" Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I tied SMG4 up in the ceiling because he's being a naughty blue boy~ Focus on me please! "Are your kids safe? Or are they in danger? We asked a few people what they thought." I interview several people by showing SMG4's cringe videos and listening to people's opinion about my bb. "Horrible. Just horrible...And I want you guys to meet the most affected of them all...Frankie. He's watched SMG4 everyday for the past 10 years..." We watch Frankie going coo coo crazy while I place my hand on Frankie's father's shoulder, feel sorry about him and frown. "I think we're gonna have to kill your son." The father sighs heavily and agrees until SMG4 falls down on Frankie with a big squish. "Ah, that was easy." My bb attacks me and we're fighting...again. We're punching, kicking, slapping... you name it.

We avoid the sports event going on with Meggy and Mario as I pin SMG4 on the ground, see a bruise on his forehead and gasp. "Sometimes I ask myself why I love you but are you okay?" My bb notices a bruise on my cheek and looks worried. "You ruined my news stories! But are you okay!?" He caresses my bruised cheek gently. "Says the one that started the fights...I'm fine." I move his hair with my hand softly to check on his bruise closer. "I'm sorry Three..." I sigh. "I'm sorry too Four..." We smile, kiss our "booboos", help him up and hug each other. "Alright enough being lovebirds and continue being frenemies.-" SMG4 giggles while nodding, puts band-aids on our bruises, adds on my hat because I love being a drama boy and take our seats again. Welp Shroomy is definitely dead and my bb is cracking by saying "always making funny jokes." "At least he's capable of making jokes" He didn't like my comment which I don't care about but fiiiiine I'll stop being an ass...for now. "In other news...Teletubbies have decided to stop hating the veggietalians, after they ate their last cookie in the cookie jar. Here they are providing a speech." Man this is so lame! "Whoa whoa whoa (Sounds like Crash Bandicoot-) wait, why do I get the boring ass news? You get to tell all the catastrophic and bad news!! I want THOSE!" It's unfair! Me want boom boom stories! SMG4 gave me a report and I read it out loud. "Toadsworth named sexiest man of the year?!" Oh HELL NAH! "Ok that's it! I'm doing this news thing MYSELF!" I snatch the camera to bring the camera close to my face. "Breaking News! The teletubbies are lying! They're gonna eat all of you cookies veggie losers! Better watch out! lmao" Ahhh I love watching the world burn into the ground. My stinky was concerned about the source and my response? "My source is that I made it the fuck up" And then I dance happily because of me spreading misinformation. Time to spread more! "OH LOOK! I just heard Elon Musk just brought out the entire internet." "This just in, it's now illegal to watch any youtubers, except for SMG3." "This just in! Today's opposite day! See! He's agreeing with me!" Meggy was impressed by my comeback and I kept talking. "Haha! What are you gonna do about it SMG4? You're powerless against misinformation!" Damn I love being powerful! He can't beat me at my own gam- WHAT?! MY SHOP ISN'T FOR FREE! I NEED TO SAVE IT QUICKLY! I rushed to my coffee shop to stop this madness until I had an idea for revenge on HIM! I ride my spaceship, attach the building with a rope and lead into the blackhole. "SHOW OVER FOLK!" And then we live happily ever after inside the blackhole together with Meggy and Boopkins. The End. Thanks for watching! :3

~SMG3

{SMG3's note: Thank you for reading my diary! That's kinda weird to say that but whatever I'm getting the views baby! Tomorrow I shall continue the lore story! It's getting spicier than SMG4's memes! Until next time, later losers!}