💜 SMG3's Gay Thoughts 💜

✨️💙Gay thought #99💙✨️

Dear Diary,

Day 23 of snowtrapped partie dix. We woke up from our nap, got up and stretched our limbs while Mario complained about lack of food in his stomach. Me and Classic ignore his whine and proceed our walk. Now that I think about it, how do we bring Classic back to his past? Should we find another painting? I mean...two is always better than one right guys? Two SMG3 taking good care of me, treating me like I'm the best boyfriend ever and giving plenty of affections...OOooh...I like where this is going...actually, no this is a bad idea, Classic will be too jealous and probably take me away from Modern. These two will fight a lot over me...which would be super entertaining and good video content there! Oh I forgot about Classic me...We're BOTH gonna make great video content together! I'm such a smart dude! "Oh brother! S Emm Gee 4 is thinking about S Emm Gee 3 again!" Mario groans and Classic glares at our avatar with warning eyes. I roll my eyes in response and keep walking until we arrive at a familiar polygon building. Wait...polygon? "Why are we at Peach's castle? I thought we just entered a cave?" Classic asked while Mario had teary eyes and hugged the castle wall. Three got a point. This is so random and bizarre...This might be a chance to bring Classic back home! "Hey Classic, do you think that we can take you home?" I watch his face drop slowly like oh? Does he like hanging out with us? His cheeks turn red a little bit and crosses his arms aggressively. "Well no shit! I hate being with you and Mario! I think it's about damn time that I'm home without you idiots!" I laugh about his reaction, Mario's ears perk up and drag his body like a ragdoll near us. "S Emm Gee 3 love us! Mario remembers that sexy emo Mario caressed S Emm Gee 4's thigh under the table at Thanksgiving and he enjoyed it! Ahhh young love..." Our faces flustered, Classic stare at me angrily like he's ready to punch my face and I narrow eyes at Mario frustratedly. Nice job dickface...

We reach Bowser's painting and stare at it. This is it...home sweet home for Classic...Mario is clinging on Three's leg dearly, begging to stay with us and pouting. "Let me go Mario!" Classic wiggles his leg so much that I watch Mario flying around, still holding on to his leg and does his famous screams. "Buuut I loooove youuuuu!" Mario cries and gives Three puppy eyes. "Well I don't!" Classic stomps the red Italian, kicks him and smiles evilly. Mario lifts his arm shakily to give a thumbs up to Classic but his body trembles so much that he drops his arm and pretends he's dead. I'm gonna miss him...I get closer to him, hold my hands behind my back nervously and smile. "Well, this is goodbye...Just keep being you Three...And hopefully we will see each o-" Classic cuts me off with a small peck on my cheek, blushes and chuckles nervously. "Whatever is going on in my future, I sorta like it. I hate to admit it but you're so damn cute SMG4..." Dawwww! Oh Classic... I smile back at him, squeal quietly and hug him happily. "Thank you...you're pretty cute with your redesign too..." Classic blushes more and hugs back slowly. Seriously, I think I turned him into a big softie! "Good luck finding your SMG3...And uh please, no more trauma shits.-" "Can't promise that but I'll do my best!" We release the hug and giggle together until I kiss his big nose. "Bye tsundere..." Classic blushes heavily, takes a step back so the trap opens itself and salutes to us. "Bye..baka!" And then, his body leaps down into the hole, hearing his signature evil laugh and me and Mario look into the pit. "Wow what an asshole! S Emm Gee 3 didn't say bye to me!" Mario flips the darkness off angrily and I giggle more.

My paranoia starts to kick in, hold my head in panic and start to breathe rapidly. I really don't want to remember the incident! Watching Classic fall into the hole reminds me of me holding on to Three, the USB stick on top of my boot while the castle stinks into the monster pit and he said that we're friends...I always imagine myself what would happen if I chose the USB over Three and...and...let him go...Teardrops slide on my cheeks, hugging my legs and rock myself back and forth sobbing. Mario frowns, rubs my back smoothly and sits next to me. "Are you okidoki S Emm Gee 4? I missed sexy emo Mario too..." More tears roll down on my face and gaze at Mario while shaking my head. "No it's not that...just had a flashback about the..." I sniffle, I couldn't finish my sentence as I sob loudly and Mario keeps rubbing my back for comfort. "Don't cry S Emm Gee 4, we will find S Emm Gee 3 and make you feel better! Can you do that one magic trick you did back when we're homeless to summon your gay partner?" Wait what? My teary eyes widened in shock. Why didn't I think of that!? I don't know if I'm capable of doing that again... Unless I can try to call him with my phone to know his location. I'm such an emotional mess right now...

~SMG4

{Poll #12, Since tomorrow it's gonna be Gay thought #100, let's celebrate it with more options! How can we find SMG3 quicker?}

Call him!

Summon him!

Use meme telepathy!

Boom Boom!