💜 SMG3's Gay Thoughts 💜

💀💜Gay thought #85💜💀

Dear Diary,

Day 13 of this "pit of hell" My smile grew bigger and wider when I saw the votes. I am one happy man and you know what time it is! It's BOOM BOOM TIME! I can't wait to blow up this room and get the hell out of here for good! I let out my silly yet adorable giggles while pulling out my precious bombs until SMG4 stops me before I fuse it. "Three! Are you crazy!?" (Crazy in love with you) "We don't know if that's a good idea! What if we're gonna blow up by your one brain cell that just really loves explosions and being chaotic as per usual!? That's too dangerous for both of our lives! We're too young to d-" I shove dynamite right into his mouth to shut him up as I'm setting bombs down near the mirror, then grab an angry SMG4 to hide in the elevator together and smirks. "Oh yeah...it's big brain time!" My stinky spits the dynamite out in disgust and crosses his arms angrily at me. "I hate you sometimes..." That's the biggest lie ever. Red buzzer alert sound incoming! "I love you too..." I kissed his cheek with passion, lit a match and yeet across the bombs to see the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my entire life! (Beside bb of course) the bombs are detonated with glory by hearing the mirror shattered into million pieces, the ground vibrating and man, I love it so much! SMG4 covers his ears, buries his face on my chest and sits on my lap. Awww my scaredy cat boyfriend wants protection from his insane girlfriend. I hug him protectively while watching the area in flames and see a painting of the familiar snowmen portrait. Oooooo a hidden secret exit? Wait...This can't be right...

Oh nononononono this is bad...THIS IS BAD! NO WAY! WE ARE NOT GOING THERE AGAIN! I reach for the elevator button but my arms are too short so I try again as SMG4 lifts his head to look at my worried face and tilts his head with a smirk. "What's wrong? Did you mess up big time?" I ignored his sassy questions and made some concerned noises while stretching my arm more. My bb rolls his eyes then turns his head around to see the destruction and the painting. I swear I can see his gremlin smile is coming out and plays with my button overall on purpose. "Oh bbg...you know we have no choice but to go into that painting right?" I stop what I was doing and stare at him with warm cheeks. "N-NO! We can get out of here! Maybe the elevator can take us somewhere else beside here!" I can feel SMG4's breath get closer to my face and start playing with my overall straps. "You caused this ya know...You wanted your boom boom and this is what you get...NOW BE A MAN AND WE'RE GOING TO THAT PAINTING!" "NEVER!" I shouted back at him as we both stared at each other with angry eyes and our noses touched. We're having a staring contest to see who's the dominant one in this relationship. We're such a man child and it's unbelievable until suddenly a glowing dark hand coming from the painting strikes at us, squeezes us with a tight grip and pulls us into the snowmen portrait as we're screaming of fear. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?" "I DON'T KNOW BUT I WON THE ARGUMENT!" I deadpanned at SMG4 "Really dude?" He gave me a nervous smile and chuckles as the temperature changed into a freezing paradise.

Oh wonderful, we're back at the Snowy World that nobody asked about. The hand drops us into a pile of snow and vanishes by doing a peace sign. Our bodies jump up from the sudden cold and wipe our clothes to get rid of the snow on us. "New plan, let get the FUCK OUT OF HERE!" SMG4 slaps my cheek and sighs. "Calm down Three! How about we search for a nice place to stay to get some sleep and perhaps food would be nice...." I rub my cheek with a little whine and nod because there's no point in fighting anymore...But wait, I see two igloos...I am so close to give up and bury myself alive with my stinky because this is ridiculous! LIKE, CAN WE NOT!? I don't like where this is going...

~SMG3

{Poll #4, So uhh yeah there's two igloos...which one should we pick...? I hate it here...}

Igloo #1

Igloo #2