💜 SMG3's Gay Thoughts 💜

💀💜Gay thought #98💜💀

Dear Diary,

It's that time of year...when the world spreads dis-love in the air, giving gifts such as chocolate, bouquet of flowers and teddy bears to their significant other, spending more time with your loved ones and of course, let's not forget about the best part of Valentine's day...is...MY CAFE IS ON 1% OFF SALE RIGHT NOW SO COME ON DOWN YOU LOVEBIRDS BECAUSE MY COFFEE ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD! THAT'S RIGHT! WE HAVE UNLIMITED EDITION HEART SHAPED SUGAR COOKIES, LOLLIPOPS AND OF COURSE, BOMBS! DON'T MISS IT OR ELSE IT'S GONNA BE GONE FOREVER! SEE YA SOON!

My coffee shop is full of Valentine's Day decorations, Eggdog is wearing a cute sparkly pink bowtie with a heart headband and I'm wearing the same bowtie but red with heart stickers and glitters on my cheeks and a little bit on my beard. I think my advertising works because I see a bunch of couples coming in and out nonstop! Sure I hate this holiday personally but as long my business is doing well, I really don't care! It's all about that cash money and popularity baby! The crew visited my cafe, Boopkins with Micheal- Wait is Miku right? Yeah...he kept thanking me about helping him out for his date and I told him to buy something or fuck off. Bob is with Birdo, trying to impress her with all the gold chains and act cool. Typical Bob behavior...Swag and Sonic are chatting at the table with Chris in the background with a sniper rifle. Ehh I let it slide on that but honestly, I don't see them together...Swag married to a furry- but then again, there's Boopkins with waifu pillows...Eugh. Speaking of furry, Melony is eating the sugar cookie with her pet axolotl while drawing. Heh, that's pretty adorable...I hope she's doing well lately...Meggy and Tari are licking their lollipops happily while the squid spins the heart bomb with her finger like it's a basketball. As expected, Mario is hanging out with his spaghetti date "Stephanie" by making out sickeningly to the pasta dish and making disturbing slurping noises. I think I'm gonna puke... But you may ask me, where's SMG4? Oh don't worry my fellow readers, our date is tonight! He's working like a loser in his room at the moment which I need to remind him to take breaks...I swear if he forgot about today, I'm gonna stab the blue bitch.

The cafe is closed, feeling tired from the rush hours as I'm sweeping the floor and Eggdog cleans the tables. What's the date? Just a relaxing evening with coffees and sweets...and maybe more. You see, I have a surprise for stinky but I won't tell you! The door dings to see a cute blushy SMG4 enter the shop with something hiding behind him.

Eggdog barks, hops off the table and nuzzles Four's leg cutely. "Awww hello Eggdog! You look more adorable than ever!" SMG4 kneels down to pet Eggdog happily. The pooch enjoys those nice pets while I finish sweeping and smiles.

"Evening bb. Where's my love?" Four looks up, blushes heavily to notice glitters and heart stickers around my cheeks and squeals.

"Evening bbg! This is for you!" He pulls out a bouquet of sweet purple roses from behind and handles it to me.

"Aww you didn't forget this time...Thank you, they're lovely..." I take the bouquet with a sweet smile.

"Not as lovely as you sparkles boy!" He giggles, standing up and boops my nose playfully. I roll my eyes lovingly and giggle along. "Ready for our quiet date?"

SMG4 nods in response with excitement, takes a seat near the counter while I fill water into a fancy vase and put the roses into it.

"Did you get those roses from Luigi's flower shop?"

"Oh yeah I did! Luigi helped me with the flower selections since I'm indecisive.-" He chuckles while scratching behind his head nervously.

"Figures, I have a surprise for you later tonight if you're being a good boy~." I wink at him, making a latte for both of us and grabbing cookies from the display. Being a dumbass and slow SMG4 is, he didn't quite catch my flirt as he tilted his head and blinked while pointing at the bouquet.

"But I am a good boy for giving you the bouquet?"

I deadpanned at him with "are you serious?" look. Remind me why I love this idiot?

"Yes you are..."

SMG4 grins adorably, takes a cookie and noms delightfully. I shake my head in disbelief quietly and give his latte. Such an oblivious boy...Eggdog watches us being a cute gay couple for a split second then goes to his comfy bed, shakes his body to take off the headband, lays down and dozes off with small yet adorable snores coming from his nuzzle.

It's late night, we wrap it up back into my secret lair to continue our date and this is actually nice. We talked about our future plans, the latest memes and our friends...while cuddling like precious meme guardians. I listen to SMG4's babbling about his stupid video content ideas until I lean in to kiss his lips to shut his pretty mouth. His eyes widen, face flustered but closes his eyes and kisses back passionately. I climb on top of my boyfriend, deepen the kiss and we both ruffle our hair while we're moaning desperately. This feels like we're in paradise without feeling trapped! After our hot make out session, we're catching our breaths, staring into our eyes lovingly with red faces and pressing our foreheads together until SMG4 speaks up first.

"SMG3...You are the best girlfriend I could ask for...I want to thank you for everything that you've done to me over those years...Without you, I wouldn't be here today.-"

I kiss his lips shortly to shut him up once again and smile softly while caressing his cheek.

"Shut up SMG4...I don't need your sloppy gay speech on our Valentine's Day date! It ruined our moment..."

"Sorry...But can we do that again? With more uhh...you know..."

I raise a brow, squint a little as he's struggling with his words and gives me a pleading eyes. This time, our noses boop each other and he whispers seductively.

"Make love to me Three...I need you so badly...I want you inside of me and make me beg for it...please?"

He squeaks at the end of his sentence, I...have no words. I've never seen SMG4 so...vulnerable and aroused. He may be an idiot but he knows what he wants.

"With pleasure Four~"

Without further ado, our clothes scatter on the floor, enjoy our sensation of being touched and explore our naked bodies. Our lust is heating up more than my fireplace in my bedroom. More pleasure cries, flirty pet names and plenty of passionate embraces. This is way better than what happened inside the igloo as I can hear SMG4 intoxicated moans, screaming my name and his body is covered in sweat while clutching to the bedsheet tightly. I give it all to him, feel satisfaction every thrusts and love every second of it. It's been an hour of gay love and we're both exhausted while panting heavily and washing our evidence slowly. After that, we lie down in bed with one blanket to cover ourselves, SMG4 wraps his arms around me and nuzzles my neck with a small peck on my cheek.

"That...was incredible Three." I pet his hair gently and kiss his forehead in return. God, I'm the luckiest man alive.

"I agreed. That was the surprise I mentioned earlier." SMG4 was dumbfounded about what I said and laughed nervously.

"O-Oh really? Wow uhh..."

"It's fine you idiot, I'm glad that you enjoyed it."

We both smile, kiss our lips quickly with a "chu~" sound and giggle like cute dorks. I could stare at his beautiful blue eyes everyday without getting bored out of it with his cute smile and dumb personality. SMG4 takes my hand, intertwines our fingers and gazes at me all lovey dovey.

"I love you SMG3...Happy Valentine's day."

"I love you too SMG4...Happy Valentine's day to you too."

~SMG3

{SMG3's note: Happy Valentine's Day everyone! It's sad that there's no video today to celebrate it but I gotchu! <3}